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maskormenace2017-06-05 12:45 am
pop_of_color) wrote in maskormenace2017-06-05 12:45 am
[thank you, carlene; your entire life is garbage - VIDEO]
[The video, though active and recording, shows only back - but it's not a solid black,
as though the camera's been covered. Instead, it shifts and moves and lets in some peeks of light, suggesting that someone's trying to keep the camera covered with their hand or with something that keeps sliding off. At one point, there's a grey ceiling and the top of someone's head - the only indication of which is two black curls.]
Shit.
[The video goes black again with the sound of the device being placed on a hard surface of some kind, probably a table.]
All right, listen up, dum-dums. [The voice is that of a woman. She has a deeper tone than others, and there's an edge to it that suggests she could very easily kill you if she wanted to. And that she probably does.] I don't know how the fuck I got here or why - or why I woke up in America's sweaty asshole of all places, or why I'm now in Amish country - but I need to get back to Brooklyn, ASAP.
Also, what the hell is it with these damn .. machines? [She means the Porters.] This is some Star Wars bullshit, and it's probably the only cool thing going for this place right now.
as though the camera's been covered. Instead, it shifts and moves and lets in some peeks of light, suggesting that someone's trying to keep the camera covered with their hand or with something that keeps sliding off. At one point, there's a grey ceiling and the top of someone's head - the only indication of which is two black curls.]
Shit.
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All right, listen up, dum-dums. [The voice is that of a woman. She has a deeper tone than others, and there's an edge to it that suggests she could very easily kill you if she wanted to. And that she probably does.] I don't know how the fuck I got here or why - or why I woke up in America's sweaty asshole of all places, or why I'm now in Amish country - but I need to get back to Brooklyn, ASAP.
Also, what the hell is it with these damn .. machines? [She means the Porters.] This is some Star Wars bullshit, and it's probably the only cool thing going for this place right now.
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No.
I mean the teleporters? You know, the things that instantaneously transport a person from one place to another thousands of miles away?
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Do you have something against machines, ma'am?
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The fuck are you?
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Honestly, he doesn't even type anything, just sends her the this universes' equivalent of: LMGTFY]
stfu with this holy shit [text]
i'll be sure to cherish this information.
you seem to be forgetting the lack of car.
[There's always public transportation, but y i k e s; it's bad enough IN Brooklyn, let alone in Bumblefuck, Pennsylvania.]
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[This voice is that of a man. Gruff, cigarette-roughened, and clearly touched by the sort of accent stereotypical of southern rednecks.]
Not in this world. You done stepped through the looking glass.
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Ohhhh, you're quoting a book, aren't you?
Ha-ha, nerd. [Her tone implies she's mostly sort of maybe joking.]
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Rosa's grateful for the audio option; like hell if she'll ever use the video feature willingly.
Once she's gotten over the shock of a friggin' .. lizard .. thing ..]
This is some sci-full bullshit. It's like you stepped out of a Star Wars movie. The hell?
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Which machines? You're gonna need to be more specific.
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When another notification comes through, she barely gives it a glance before seeing it's
Han.
Frickin'.
Solo.
She starts off with an audio of her mostly going, "HOLY SHIT!" but eventually switches to video, in which her face is a bit too close to the camera at first before she extends her arm out and stares into the device like she's trying to X-Ray it.]
I have no idea what you just said because I blacked out. Are you Han Solo? Like, pilot of the Millennium Falcon Han Solo? Like, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away Han Solo?
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So what's your hurry?
[ With the tattoos on his face he certainly has the look of someone who could very easily kill you if he wanted to, but his tone is more deadpan than anything. ]
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She's seen similar tattoos in gang leaders and drug cartels she's busted, so her tone might be a bit more stand-offish than normal.
Which isn't saying much, but .. y'know.]
Would you want to be stuck in a state known for a group of people still caught living in the 1600s who seem to be allergic to electricity and the modern world?
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All the cool places are dead. I'll give you, like, ten seconds to deal with it.
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.. Even outside of Amish country? I half-expect to see a horse-and-buggy every time I turn the corner.
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[ That's this guy's only contribution. It makes a little more sense if you notice his armour and the axe and crossbow strapped to his back. Technology is very cool, Rosa. ]
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Yeah, that's some cool shit. It isn't a landspeeder, but it's cool.
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Similar ideas, but with some twists.
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Star Wars was kinda it.
The hell is Stargate and Sliders?
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[he's been more focused on learning the animals than the geography.]
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It's part of New York City. One of the five boroughs (best borough to be honest).
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Though I'm not sure I want to know what an asshole is.
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Not all of it. Brooklyn's fine.
Asshole is where shit comes out.
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text; username dh4z3
it's been said but it bears repeating that basically anything cool you can think of will inevitably suck major and inferior dick to what you're used to
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depressing when sucking dick means something shitty.
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Also, she has no idea what a dum-dum is, so that helps.]
I'm afraid none of us can get back home at the moment. This world has... locked us in, somehow.
And I'm still getting used to the existence of all this machinery, myself. However, I would be happy to answer what I can.
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You suck at covering the camera up, by the way.
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Still haven't figured out these .. "powers" yet.
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There's no way to return to your own galaxy. [ A pause ] You're trapped on this planet.
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Good job there, buddy.
At least she doesn't feel so dumb now.]
"On this planet" like I've got a billion others to go to. Star Wars shit, I'm telling you.
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[ Here's Lando, offering his help with these machines. ]
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I figured it out. I'm a millennial; this shit isn't that exotic.
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