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maskormenace2017-06-09 08:57 pm
airshow) wrote in maskormenace2017-06-09 08:57 pm
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[ The feed opens inside a bar, the decor of which can best be described as "the circus comes to Florida." There's an inordinate amount of neon signs on the walls, as well as the head of a taxidermied alligator wearing enormous novelty sunglasses. The soft yet somehow ominous clucking of chickens can be heard from somewhere offscreen.
James places a martini glass full to the brim with olives and, it's safe to assume, a small amount of actual martini, on the bar. ]
I call it the Cyclops Orgy. [ stage whisper: ] See, the olives are the eyes?
Now, while I'm obviously fan-gosh-darn-tastic at naming drinks, even a genius has to admit when he could use some fresh ideas. So! You submit your best boozy drink names — recipes optional — and if I use yours, you may win faaabulous prizes, including but not limited to: unlimited whack-a-mole tickets, a set of lawn flamingos that I decorated myself, aaand possibly even the world's cutest pony!
James places a martini glass full to the brim with olives and, it's safe to assume, a small amount of actual martini, on the bar. ]
I call it the Cyclops Orgy. [ stage whisper: ] See, the olives are the eyes?
Now, while I'm obviously fan-gosh-darn-tastic at naming drinks, even a genius has to admit when he could use some fresh ideas. So! You submit your best boozy drink names — recipes optional — and if I use yours, you may win faaabulous prizes, including but not limited to: unlimited whack-a-mole tickets, a set of lawn flamingos that I decorated myself, aaand possibly even the world's cutest pony!
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[Is he willing to pay to keep flamingos out of his house? You bet.]
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