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[sleight_of_hand]

[ CW: Gross implication of sexual acts with an infantile body part. ]

[ It had taken him awhile to actually figure out how to get his display to come up as anonymous on the network. He was questioning just how anonymous it was, considering the government and everything, but whatever. It would serve his purposes for now, even if the situation didn't really apply anymore. ]

Okay.
Serious legit question here.
If you suddenly found yourself with a baby hand, would you jerk one out just to feel how big you are?

[ He couldn't help it, okay?! ]

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[itistolaugh]

uh holy shit tho
did you cut it off a baby or
what
no
ew

[sleight_of_hand]

[ And thus, Adachi learned that phrasing was important. ]

what no
that's gross

[jojoceanman]

Wow what the fuck.

[just.]

[sleight_of_hand]

what the fuck what????

[lempereur]

[ . . .

does he know anyone else with a slowly regrowing nightmare hand? No, he does not. ]

Every day, you burden this world further with your depravity.

[sleight_of_hand]

oh shut up
it's a legit question!!!

[ That he totally should have phrased better, but still! ]

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[ghoulking]

If that's the only way you have to feel big, I guess...

is this really a question to the network? There are children around.

[sleight_of_hand]

Really?
I haven't seen anyone younger than a teenager.

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[h2no]

ARE YOU THAT SMALL?

[sleight_of_hand]

No?????
At least I don't think so?
It's not like I go around comparing!

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[couldbebeautiful]

Ew.

Why would you do that with a baby hand? You've got two perfectly good, normal, adult-sized hands. [No he doesn't, but she doesn't know that.]

[sleight_of_hand]

Well.
um
one perfectly good normal adult-sized hand

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[pale_blue_arrow]

bad news: pedophilia is still a crime here so if that's an actual baby, it sucks to be you but you have it coming.

good news: if you're a shapeshifter with pedo leanings i'm pretty sure you can get therapy for free thanks to being an imPort. maybe they can fix you.

best news: if they can't and a kid ever gets assaulted, i know people who i can put on your trail immediately. have a nice death.

[sleight_of_hand]

Whoa whoa

Someone took this way too seriously.

I suggest touching grass or something.

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[lempereur]

Don't get yourself worked up over him.

He probably doesn't molest children, he's just an idiot.

Also.

This is truly excessive.

What is wrong with you

[acclimatized]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[sleight_of_hand]

There's a list.
I don't feel like typing it out.

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[nastygram]

lmao ok NOW its the internet
i was wondering where fucks like you were lurking

[sleight_of_hand]

sorry
anon posting took awhile to figure out
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[bragnificent]

dude WHAT
LOL

no

both bcuz I don't need to, and bcuz that sounds like something serial killers do
why would anyone even HAVE a baby hand

[sleight_of_hand]

that's hard to explain
it's kinda
attached
It's a long story.

[incogneto]

You should delete this question.

[sleight_of_hand]

Uhhhh don't think I can do that.

[fourlevels]

... Really now?

[sleight_of_hand]

oh c'mon
you of all people knew I couldn't resist

[ Adachi is bad at this not being obvious while on anon thing, and also terrible with phrasing. ]