[Text] I don't love them; I study them

[driftsintobuffetline]

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FANCOMICS WANTED

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So some of us didn't hit up Fanport for as long as they probably should have because domestic matters were more important. Anyway, looking to purchase missed opportunities from the con, namely imPort related comics.

Specifically:

• Doc Brown x Gold
• Daryl and Mako but in a PG sense please and thank
• Miles Vorkosigan x Anyone but especially Greg
• That cute blond chick with the southern accent
• Something with Ambassador Mustache (asking for a friend)
• Kang stuff but in a non-romantic sense. Come on, guys. He's taken. Seriously, there has to be some awesome Draconian art out there.
• And of course anything literally anything - comic or otherwise - featuring Hermann Gottlieb - but be forewarned, I already have most (if not all) of it.

Anything else you think might be of interest, if you have extras you're willing to sell from something you liked - anything. Especially old fandoms, if those ships/fandoms still sail. Did that artist ever continue The Adventures of Qubit and the Doctor? I was digging it. Or that one slow burn with Jo and Ruby? Maybe something G-rated with Joaquin, Manolo, and that girl friend of theirs? Or whatever happened to those cute comic strips about Hiro solving mysteries with his brother and meeting other imPorts?


Sell me on your ships, man. Intro me to new ones. I got money to part with and its burning a hole in my pocket.


Related Question: What imPort ships do you sail? relationships do you follow in the tabloids/majority report/news?

Comments

[governorkang]

Thank you, I suppose. Though, some might take that as a challenge.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Well, yeah, Rule 34 (and 35), I guess.

[governorkang]

I'm probably going to regret this, but rules?

[driftsintobuffetline]

Of the internet!

34. If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. Addendum to Rule 34. If no porn is found, it will be made.

[governorkang]

What the fuck is wrong with humans?

[driftsintobuffetline]

Everything, man. Everything.

Haven't I served as enough of an example of that by now?

[governorkang]

And for some inexplicable reason, I consider you a friend.

[driftsintobuffetline]

It's cuz despite everything, I'm charming~

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[knaval]

i turn into a boat give me money

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[driftsintobuffetline]

Nice try. Wrong kind of ship. Though that's a neat trick and if you'll give me a demo, maybe I'll tuck some ones in by your poop deck and we'll call it even

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[knaval]

im a big one
its gonna have to be a lot of ones

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[driftsintobuffetline]

Dont worry. Ill make sure youre good and stuffed and not left wanting

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[knaval]

oh you saucy bastard!!!
i'm just in it for the money

[dirtyredneck]

[There's art of him and Mako. Of course there's art of him and Mako. Fucking hell.]

You leave me out of this. And any art you get.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Nope, sorry. I need the full friend collection and that means you and Mako. Anyway, I'm going to want your autograph, dude. Makes it worth more.

[dirtyredneck]

Uh uh. Ain't signin' nothin'.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Rude!

[dirtyredneck]

Fuck you! You're askin' for art of me that I ain't said I was okay with! And some of it's...

[He has to break off with how uncomfortable the mere thought of what some of the artistic license had been the few times he'd been unfortunate to read or see any of it.]

Let a man have his privacy.

[driftsintobuffetline]

PG! I said PG! Don't get your undies in a bunch. I want you and Mako being buds, okay. I'd have said G rated, but with your mouth, I doubt I'd find anything starring you that was less than PG.

[dirtyredneck]

Still an invasion of privacy! Still ain't something I agreed to.

[driftsintobuffetline]

And you think Hermann agreed to that idiotic snow sculpture? Or, hell, that any of us even agreed to be here and be famous in the first place?

Still, I wouldn't necessarily call fan art an invasion of privacy, per se. Inappropriate, sure, invasive, but the cameras and stalker photographers are the real invaders of privacy. Even then, if you're on public property, people have a right to photograph you. And people can always wonder about your arrangement with the cute girl you're out with.

Now, if you want to get legal... maybe defamation or libel? Personality rights? I don't think Gold is specifically into civil suits, but I think he WAS into something with property rights. Which is exactly what this is...your right to control how your image is used commercially. And since money was traded for goods, it was commercial. Maybe ask him for the legalese on this one and see what you can sue for.

Not me, though. The content creators.

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[pummelgranite]

Isn't shipping in your own fandom kinda shitting where you eat?

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[driftsintobuffetline]

Uh, no? How? This is totally supporting friends.

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[baetiful]

I.... Ambassador Mustache...?

[ That HAS to mean him, right? Since he's the only one with a mustache currently. Unless Lucy was hiding a terrible secret from the world when she was here. ]

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[driftsintobuffetline]

Would you rather Ambassador Goatee?

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[baetiful]

[ A mildly self-conscious rub of his chin. ]

Is there something wrong with either? I do try to keep them well-trimmed and maintained.

[ Or maybe it's supposed to be a compliment...since he is keeping them so well groomed. ]

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[driftsintobuffetline]

[Yeah, there's something wrong with it. Hermann likes an awful lot of guys with mustaches.]

Ehhh I mean, I guess? Kind of somewhere between pirate and that twirly villain bit. I don't know. Maybe it's hot to some people.

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[mathemagier]

Due apologies, Ambassador Baelish, Newton is just being.. well himself really, but that's not to say he isn't a bit of an idiot at times.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

Excuse you?! A BIT of an IDIOT? I am entirely genius, thank you very much.

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[mathemagier]

[Can you hear the eyeroll, Newt? Can you feel it in his flat tone of voice?]

Of course. Only a brilliant man could come up with a form of address based entirely on a person's facial hair.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

Uh YEAH.

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[mathemagier]

[The dryest of the dry]

Truly astounding work, Newton.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

Why, thank you, Doctor Cowlick.

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[mathemagier]

[Subconscious vain attempt to flatten it]

You're welcome, Dr. Arbitrary Observation.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

How is that arbitrary? It's totally in line with the established hair-centric naming conventions.

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[mathemagier]

It's an arbitrary detail relative to the individual you're referencing.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

For YOU maybe. For him, it's his defining feature!

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[mathemagier]

[Sigh static]

And my cowlick is?

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[driftsintobuffetline]

--is not you defining feature...though it IS your most defining hair related feature. But anyway, I seriously don't think you want me to name you after your most defining feature, Doctor Froggy Mouth.

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[mathemagier]

[Don't you love the Drift, Newton? In that audible breath, you can hear everything he's not saying because this is a public conversation]

....Yes, I'd prefer you didn't.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

But it's such a nice mouth.

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[mathemagier]

[Tongue click. You honestly made this worse Newton, why are you like this??]

..I'd say your defining features are your tattoos.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

Checking out my skin, huh, Doctor?

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[mathemagier]

Really now.

[Click. He's coming for you, Newt]