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[buile]

tits
tit pictures
blonde girl tits
american tits
two girls tits
lesbian tits
exotic girl tits
girl tits snake
what is phobia of chainsaws called
girl bum stuff
naked girl on motorcycle
pussy
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fuc

Comments

[buile]

what
what the fuck would i want to do that for

[compressions]

So that you can get to know other people, or make announcements, or...I don't really get it either, honestly, I don't usually want to talk to more than one person at a time.

...Also, once you find the search engine make sure you set Safe Search to 'off' or you won't find anything with those specific search queries.

[buile]

the decent thing would have been to provide a man on the material he's in search of nd let him on his merry way, you flock of twatfaced bastards

[compressions]

Give a man some titty pics and he'll wank for a day, teach a man to find titty pics and he'll wank for the rest of his life.

Anyways here's a guide.

[He sends over a few pictures with the correct steps towards searching for titty pics circled in bright red.]

[buile]

[ Silence for a time, then; ]

i won't make you eat your cellphone then
everyone else except the one who knows chainsaw phobias cn get fucked

[compressions]

Thanks. I have enough indigestion issues anyways.

[He doesn't know if this guy is tough or not, but he knows that pretty much everyone is tougher than him and probably capable of making him eat his cellphone.]

Does it count as a phobia if it's something everyone should be afraid of?

[buile]

its called kanalineophobia

[compressions]

I guess I have that.

I think everyone has that.

Except lumberjacks maybe.

[buile]

trees do especially i would wager
now tell me one thing
if you're not having a laugh like the rest them is it your responding out of a sense of neighbourly decency or do you just like being a know it all where everyone can see
third option extreme fucking boredom only partway acceptable

[compressions]

Honestly, your searches reminded me of one of my friends. He's not here. We didn't always get along but I still miss him.

[Him and his filthy search history.]




I also kind of like being a know it all.

[buile]

how long?

[compressions]

Well, uh. Only two months. Though it could end up being a lot longer, and I don't really make many friends.

[Did that sound pathetic? Whoops.]

What I meant is I really value my friends. Quality over quantity.