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[golder]

( On one hand, she's flushed with disgusted and indignant embarrassment. But on the other, she's spent more than a few years in Dorne.

So an inexperienced girl will inform him in the most deadpan, unimpressed tone possible: )

Common sense would dictate you'd fare better visiting a brothel, ser.

( Of course the whores would hate him, though; he sounds easy to please. They wouldn't make much coin in passing time with him. )

∞

[buile]

Is that what you do?

[ His tone isn't deadpan, but unimpressed at the sound of some posh voice advising him in the way of getting his dick wet. ]

Or're you advertisin'?

[golder]

Neither.

( Her tone chills audibly as she continues: )

I would never dishonour my House in that fashion. Especially not for a man only interested in one part of a woman's anatomy.

( Her her roar. )

[uncledad]

[Well to be fair he listed a few parts but

that's not a point to make to your niece.... daughter....... so Jaime leaves it unsaid.]

I suggest doing him no honor at all, my lady, and keeping your counsel to yourself. Wise words are wasted on men of single minds like this. Eloquence, too.

[golder]

( Gods above, this is embarrassing.

Fortunately, this conversation has remained audio-only, so that her reddened cheeks aren't visible to either party. )

I think you're right. He seems unwilling or unable to attend a brothel. There is little else to help him beyond directing him to one.

( She has no idea about internet pornography yet. None at all.

And it's best staying that way. When she speaks up again, warmth imbues her tone: )

You've swooped in to rescue me again, I see

[uncledad]

[First step of being someone's dad is apparently putting in some parental controls on the internet apparently]

Please. This is a mercy, not a rescue, and as much for my benefit as it is your own. The less any of us have to listen to this man talk, the better.

[buile]

Look, mate, if you're trying to get laid, fuck off to someone else's post, yeah? I ain't interested in being your non-consensual fuckin' wing man to your knight in shining fucking armor line.

Though I reckon you've got a chance.

[uncledad]

[wow]

In fact I seem to be out a suit of armor. And the lady is my niece, and nearly a child besides. And of no interest to you, either.

[golder]

Please desist in this line of conversation, ser.

There is no fucking involved with my uncle. Who is rescuing me from your perversion.

[golder]

Upon reflection, I find that I agree wholeheartedly. He is naught more than a boor.

[buile]

'Dishonour your House'? [ Real incredulity. ] Alright, love, if that's what they call it where you're from, though it sounds a bit on the dry side, if you know what I mean.

[golder]

I am a princess. ( The rest is self-explanatory, right? ) If you believe that, clearly you have never been to Dorne.

( Nor learned of giving pleasure to oneself, she thinks naively, not understanding that it's prcisely

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I am a princess. <small>( The rest is self-explanatory, right? )</small> If you believe that, clearly you have never been to Dorne.

<small>( Nor learned of giving pleasure to oneself, she thinks naively, not understanding that it's prcisely <i.why</I> he'd been looking up tits in the first place. )</small>