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[buile]

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[buile]

[ The one thing he is literal incapable of doing. ]

fuck

[wordaday]

do you really have to keep swearing like that?

[buile]

i've got upwards of 50 fucking messages all of which being variations of shock and amusement that a man migt be in pursuit of a little self gratification after being thrown into this piece of shit universe that's like my own universe only its got in it this piece of shit cellphone wont stop making a noise every
fucking
time
so yeh i really do have to keep swearing like that

[wordaday]

[Thank god bitchface can't be conveyed through text, because Sook is looking at her phone like it slapped her ass right now.]

there's no reason to get ugly with me, I was just trying to help

also there's a volume button there on the side, you can mute your phone if it's really that bad

[buile]

[ After a minute of silence; ]

cheers

[wordaday]

you're welcome

[The "you asshole", as always, is implied.]

[buile]

& happy birthday

[wordaday]

oh

thank you? how did you know

[buile]

lucky guess
plus the dog party invitation you put on the public message board