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[buile]

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Re: ∞

[h2no]

I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.
FUCK IT.
PORNHUB.
THOUSANDS OF VIDEOS OF ANYTHING YOU WANT.
JUST DON'T EXPLODE YOUR DICK.

[buile]

genuinely reassured to know you weren't one of three or four space aliens who didn't know what the fuck i was on about
thanks for not wishing ill on my dick

[h2no]

YEAH, THAT HAPPENS.
I GUESS IF YOU'RE GONNA TELL THEM JUST KEEP IT STRICTLY SCIENTIFICALLY BIOLOGICAL OR TELL THEM TO GOOGLE IT.

[buile]

i mostly told them to fuck off
i think

[ There's a lot of messages. He's had a lot of beer. ]

[h2no]

THAT WORKS TOO.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ALL THE SELF RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE HILARIOUS.
THEY FORGET QUICKLY.

[buile]

mostly worried about keeping track of which ones ive promised grievous bodily harm

[h2no]

GOOD NEWS: THIS STAYS HERE FOREVER. YOU CAN GO BACK OVER IT IF YOU'RE SERIOUS.
BAD NEWS: THIS STAYS HERE FOREVER.

[buile]

at this point i'll need a fuckin spreadsheet
don't suppose there are powers that be that will delete shit if given appropriate sacrifice, are there

[h2no]

PROBABLY IF YOU ASK AROUND.
OR IF YOU PAY ME I'LL DO SOME TECH MAGIC AND DELETE IT.

[buile]

in light of recent events i'd understand if this is hard to believe
but i'm not a fucking idiot

[h2no]

I'LL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
I SUPPOSE THE NEXT STEP IS TELLING YOU WHERE ALL THE GOOD BARS ARE.
THERE'S ONE IN HEROPA WITH A HAPPY HOUR THAT LASTS 12 HOURS AND IT'S OPEN 24/7.
CALLED WISH YOU WERE BEER.

[buile]

yeah alright
what about "nonah"

[h2no]

21 AND CUP IF YOU WANT A TITTY BAR.
AESOP'S TABLES. THEY HAVE A GOOD SELECTION.
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD. PERSONAL FAVOURITE. ALWAYS END UP BLACK OUT THERE.

[buile]

sounds like a winner
think i'll forego the titty bars i reckon itd give me anxiety

[h2no]

FAIR ONE.
HAVE A LAUGH, MATE.