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[bassackwards]

so hey is anyone else super weirded out by like
your home not existing here
your town not existing here
I mean what do you even do with that kind of info
it's enough to give someone an existential crisis
or maybe this is that crisis?
#makesuthink





aaaanywaaaaaaaay


ever noticed how golf is the only sport with a miniature version?
what's up with that???
OMG can you imagine miniature MMA
guys all beating the sweaty crap out of each other inside of like a giant musical clown head
all other sports are officially cancelled forever

Comments

[wayschway]

isn't that basically rock 'em sock 'em robots???

[bassackwards]

I don't know what that is but I'm down with any combination of those words!!!

[wayschway]

tiny robot boxers you can control on your phone to fight each other! it's pretty schway

[ He's from the future. Rock 'em Sock 'em robots are way more intense there. ]

no clown heads tho

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[drizzle]

I don't really get what you mean by the whole "MMA" thing.

[Or miniature golf for that matter, but...]

At first, I did feel a bit of that. Existential crisis. I couldn't find any of the names I was familiar with on this world's map. The country my family is in and the one I came from aren't here. There is almost no trace of my world here. Not even in the history books.

[And that, in itself, is scary to her. Or was, at least.]

[aggressiveapathy]

some towns are too awesome for here

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[snarkbot]

It is very odd how some locations do not exist in this world. Several cities, even some countries do not appear to be in this world, including the present-day version of the city I'm originally from.


Additionally, isn't shuffleboard just mini curling?

[dexnav]

right??? it's sooooooo crazy
but i'm pretty sure that parallel universes and stuff are a thing in my world so i guess it's not totally out of the question

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[the_red_pawn]

Miniature frisbees could be fun.

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[d33tached]

Do you really believe that?

[About the existential crisis, not miniature MMA. To clarify:]

That our "homes" no longer exist?

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[shittywizard]

You think that's bad?
I think I'm like the only one of my entire species here!

[bassackwards]

new rule!!
clown heads can be optional if robots are involved
the math checks out there I think

[bassackwards]

oh uhhh MMA is basically dudefights: the sport
punch punch kick kick
wrassle wrassle

... and yeah that's how it is for me too
I mean I don't know if it would be weirder if home WAS here but just totally different?
maybe it's better this way

[bassackwards]

maybe this is like the universe equivalent of those weird off brand cereals?

[bassackwards]

several but not all?
I wonder how they pick
like is there a lottery

... those are both old people sports, right?

[snarkbot]

I've begun to think certain geographical locations are particular to specific universes or families of universes, as often they become shorthand for recognizing others from that world.

Shuffleboard is popular with older people, yes. Curling is popular with older Canadians.

[bassackwards]

wait for real??

[bassackwards]

omg like cookie sized??
CUTE AND DELICIOUS

[bassackwards]

well I'm not a geographer but I know mine doesn't

[bassackwards]

oh I'm sorry I didn't know we were having a competition

[dexnav]

for real!
we almost warped a meteor to another dimension, but it ended up not happening

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[bragnificent]

not that weird
what would be weirder is if it existed but no one u know lived there

[ #smalltownlife, he's thought about this. ]

and theres nothing miniature about that
thats more like x-treme MMA gone horribly wrong

[the_red_pawn]

You could even paint them up like cookies. Or tiny flying saucers, too. There's all kinds of cute ideas there. But I think it might be easy to lose miniature frisbees...

[shittywizard]

Whatever!
I'm just saying, get back to me when you can't go shopping without someone trying to touch your ears.

[d33tached]

It does appear that we are all rather far from our homes, at the very least.

That doesn't mean they don't exist. Surely there must be a more logical explanation.

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[couldbebeautiful]

I haven't tried to look up my town at all. I've kind of got enough problems without an existential crisis.

Miniature football. Guys trying to score goals inside a giant Disney-style castle.