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ΜΔΣ ƁΦΓΦШЅƘI ([personal profile] bassackwards) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-07-06 03:20 pm

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so hey is anyone else super weirded out by like
your home not existing here
your town not existing here
I mean what do you even do with that kind of info
it's enough to give someone an existential crisis
or maybe this is that crisis?
#makesuthink





aaaanywaaaaaaaay


ever noticed how golf is the only sport with a miniature version?
what's up with that???
OMG can you imagine miniature MMA
guys all beating the sweaty crap out of each other inside of like a giant musical clown head
all other sports are officially cancelled forever
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[personal profile] wayschway 2017-07-06 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
isn't that basically rock 'em sock 'em robots???
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[personal profile] wayschway 2017-07-07 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
tiny robot boxers you can control on your phone to fight each other! it's pretty schway

[ He's from the future. Rock 'em Sock 'em robots are way more intense there. ]

no clown heads tho
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[personal profile] drizzle 2017-07-07 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I don't really get what you mean by the whole "MMA" thing.

[Or miniature golf for that matter, but...]

At first, I did feel a bit of that. Existential crisis. I couldn't find any of the names I was familiar with on this world's map. The country my family is in and the one I came from aren't here. There is almost no trace of my world here. Not even in the history books.

[And that, in itself, is scary to her. Or was, at least.]
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2017-07-07 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
some towns are too awesome for here
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[personal profile] snarkbot 2017-07-07 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
It is very odd how some locations do not exist in this world. Several cities, even some countries do not appear to be in this world, including the present-day version of the city I'm originally from.


Additionally, isn't shuffleboard just mini curling?
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[personal profile] dexnav 2017-07-07 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
right??? it's sooooooo crazy
but i'm pretty sure that parallel universes and stuff are a thing in my world so i guess it's not totally out of the question

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[personal profile] the_red_pawn 2017-07-07 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Miniature frisbees could be fun.
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[personal profile] d33tached 2017-07-07 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really believe that?

[About the existential crisis, not miniature MMA. To clarify:]

That our "homes" no longer exist?
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[personal profile] shittywizard 2017-07-07 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
You think that's bad?
I think I'm like the only one of my entire species here!
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[personal profile] snarkbot 2017-07-07 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
I've begun to think certain geographical locations are particular to specific universes or families of universes, as often they become shorthand for recognizing others from that world.

Shuffleboard is popular with older people, yes. Curling is popular with older Canadians.
Edited (and high school students forced to take a sport for their CAS hours) 2017-07-07 03:15 (UTC)
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[personal profile] dexnav 2017-07-07 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
for real!
we almost warped a meteor to another dimension, but it ended up not happening
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[personal profile] bragnificent 2017-07-07 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
not that weird
what would be weirder is if it existed but no one u know lived there


[ #smalltownlife, he's thought about this. ]

and theres nothing miniature about that
thats more like x-treme MMA gone horribly wrong

[personal profile] the_red_pawn 2017-07-07 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
You could even paint them up like cookies. Or tiny flying saucers, too. There's all kinds of cute ideas there. But I think it might be easy to lose miniature frisbees...
shittywizard: (Maybe its a little thing called charisma)

[personal profile] shittywizard 2017-07-07 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever!
I'm just saying, get back to me when you can't go shopping without someone trying to touch your ears.
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[personal profile] d33tached 2017-07-07 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
It does appear that we are all rather far from our homes, at the very least.

That doesn't mean they don't exist. Surely there must be a more logical explanation.
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[personal profile] couldbebeautiful 2017-07-07 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't tried to look up my town at all. I've kind of got enough problems without an existential crisis.

Miniature football. Guys trying to score goals inside a giant Disney-style castle.

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