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[bassackwards]

so hey is anyone else super weirded out by like
your home not existing here
your town not existing here
I mean what do you even do with that kind of info
it's enough to give someone an existential crisis
or maybe this is that crisis?
#makesuthink





aaaanywaaaaaaaay


ever noticed how golf is the only sport with a miniature version?
what's up with that???
OMG can you imagine miniature MMA
guys all beating the sweaty crap out of each other inside of like a giant musical clown head
all other sports are officially cancelled forever

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[wayschway]

isn't that basically rock 'em sock 'em robots???

[bassackwards]

I don't know what that is but I'm down with any combination of those words!!!

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[drizzle]

I don't really get what you mean by the whole "MMA" thing.

[Or miniature golf for that matter, but...]

At first, I did feel a bit of that. Existential crisis. I couldn't find any of the names I was familiar with on this world's map. The country my family is in and the one I came from aren't here. There is almost no trace of my world here. Not even in the history books.

[And that, in itself, is scary to her. Or was, at least.]

[bassackwards]

oh uhhh MMA is basically dudefights: the sport
punch punch kick kick
wrassle wrassle

... and yeah that's how it is for me too
I mean I don't know if it would be weirder if home WAS here but just totally different?
maybe it's better this way

[aggressiveapathy]

some towns are too awesome for here

[bassackwards]

maybe this is like the universe equivalent of those weird off brand cereals?

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[snarkbot]

It is very odd how some locations do not exist in this world. Several cities, even some countries do not appear to be in this world, including the present-day version of the city I'm originally from.


Additionally, isn't shuffleboard just mini curling?

[bassackwards]

several but not all?
I wonder how they pick
like is there a lottery

... those are both old people sports, right?

[dexnav]

right??? it's sooooooo crazy
but i'm pretty sure that parallel universes and stuff are a thing in my world so i guess it's not totally out of the question

[bassackwards]

wait for real??

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[the_red_pawn]

Miniature frisbees could be fun.

[bassackwards]

omg like cookie sized??
CUTE AND DELICIOUS

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[d33tached]

Do you really believe that?

[About the existential crisis, not miniature MMA. To clarify:]

That our "homes" no longer exist?

[bassackwards]

well I'm not a geographer but I know mine doesn't

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[shittywizard]

You think that's bad?
I think I'm like the only one of my entire species here!

[bassackwards]

oh I'm sorry I didn't know we were having a competition

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[bragnificent]

not that weird
what would be weirder is if it existed but no one u know lived there

[ #smalltownlife, he's thought about this. ]

and theres nothing miniature about that
thats more like x-treme MMA gone horribly wrong

[bassackwards]

yeah that's true
I keep thinking maybe it's better like this
I wouldn't want to go home and be a stranger

AND MAYBE IT'S MMA GONE HORRIBLY RIGHT???

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[couldbebeautiful]

I haven't tried to look up my town at all. I've kind of got enough problems without an existential crisis.

Miniature football. Guys trying to score goals inside a giant Disney-style castle.

[bassackwards]

yeah I wouldn't recommend it
ignorance is bliss or at least better than the alternative

and omg that sounds adorable
I hope glitter is mandatory in this scenario

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[ghoulking]

[ continued from here ]

If it allows you. It'll be up to the unicorn.

I'm not a sports-fan in general.

[bassackwards]

oh we got a unicorn rights activist over here

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[knaval]

why a clown head

[bassackwards]

it's a staple of mini golf!
giant heads or castles or windmills
weird crap like that

[neverdied]

Midget wrestling.

[bassackwards]

!!!
THE ANSWER WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

[gentrify]

does tee-ball count?
its kinda mini
also yea its weird but
the fuck u gonna do??
crying abt its not gonna make ur house any less not fucking here right?

[bassackwards]

tee-ball seems like the lame kind of mini
but maybe there's a good way to spice it up
add some intrigue

and yeah I mean I'm not crying about it exactly it's more like
kind of a mindfuck