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[bassackwards]

so hey is anyone else super weirded out by like
your home not existing here
your town not existing here
I mean what do you even do with that kind of info
it's enough to give someone an existential crisis
or maybe this is that crisis?
#makesuthink





aaaanywaaaaaaaay


ever noticed how golf is the only sport with a miniature version?
what's up with that???
OMG can you imagine miniature MMA
guys all beating the sweaty crap out of each other inside of like a giant musical clown head
all other sports are officially cancelled forever

Comments

[the_red_pawn]

I'd watch if other people were doing it. Too bad I don't have a pool or I would want to try it already.

[bassackwards]

okay so step one is hunting down a pool
or someone with a pool
or someone who knows someone with a pool

[the_red_pawn]

Wait! Do they have public pools here, and if they do, can we rent those for an hour like people could do with pools back home? Maybe we can just do that!

[bassackwards]

you can just RENT A POOL?
where has this been all my life?

[the_red_pawn]

It's not a thing everywhere, but it is in most of the Porter cities in the summer. I don't know how much it costs, though.

[bassackwards]

this is life changing information!!!
you've opened my mind to a world of possibilities!

[the_red_pawn]

I hope you can rent one, then! It sounds like it'd make you really happy.