voice;

[defections]

I just want to put it out there that I only remember the Berlin Wall coming down and the fall of communism because I had a really right-wing teacher at the time and he wouldn't stop trying to teach us about the wonders of capitalism, so you'll have to excuse me if I missed the portion of history where superheroes helped protect the nation from the red menace.

[A pause.]

But that said, can someone tell me exactly how I'm supposed to figure out how these...powers work? And if they do work at all, because right now I'm running off a healthy dose of skepticism.

[ooc: linking his permissions again! Thank you!]