[video]

[majorlyugh]

[As the video comes on, Major's leaning in a bit close, trying to get his comm to stand on its end, but the thing keeps sliding over at varying speeds. He sighs, eventually picking the thing up and holding it out with his arm extended.

He offers a shrug as an explanation.]

I'm - never sure if I'm supposed to like, greet people when I start one of these? Well, to be on the safe side ... hey! How are you? I'm doing all right, thanks.

Okay, now that's out of the way, I have two questions for the folks here. .. They are completely unrelated, but of sort of equal importance. [He's walking under some trees that are out-of-shot, but the sunlight pouring through the canopies are sun-dappling Major's face as he moves.]

One: I'm a millenial so I'm pretty good with technology, but - these things sort of elude me a little bit. Is there a way for me to like .. go anon on this thing? Or change my name? Or just use a different one entirely? Or do I have to use my actual name on the network?

Two: Does anyone know if there's a copy of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark lying around? Could be a VHS, for all I care, so long as there's a VCR, too. But I'm not picky; could be anything, just as long as it's watchable!

If you're still listening, thanks! And if you have answers to my questions, I owe you a drink or something!

Comments

[majorlyugh]

i've already offered to try and do a one-man version of indiana jones, so i might as well offer to do the room, too. i will not live up to the incredible disaster of tommy wiseau, though i'd give it the old college try.

[nastygram]

omg ok u know that now that you wrote down your promise on the internet
it has to happen

right

basically that was a binding contract and now my expectations are high

[majorlyugh]

i mean i didn't like explicitly state it as a promise but

but now i'd feel bad.

if i didn't do it.

god, i am the worst.

[nastygram]

look hon i don't make the rules of the internet
saying it is as good as a promise everyone knows


that being said, IF you reenact the room
you will become the best and not the worst


unless you blow but lbr that is BASICALLY obligatory

[majorlyugh]

that's the thing. it's a perfect, delicate, precarious balance of being TERRIBLE but being SO TERRIBLE that you're actually AMAZING. it's a hard thing. a thin line. insert some other sayings about it being tricky here.

[nastygram]

guess that means u better not fuck it up huh

[majorlyugh]

damn okay. no pressure or anything.