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Major Nathaniel Lilywhite ([personal profile] majorlyugh) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-08-08 10:49 pm

[video]

[As the video comes on, Major's leaning in a bit close, trying to get his comm to stand on its end, but the thing keeps sliding over at varying speeds. He sighs, eventually picking the thing up and holding it out with his arm extended.

He offers a shrug as an explanation.
]

I'm - never sure if I'm supposed to like, greet people when I start one of these? Well, to be on the safe side ... hey! How are you? I'm doing all right, thanks.

Okay, now that's out of the way, I have two questions for the folks here. .. They are completely unrelated, but of sort of equal importance. [He's walking under some trees that are out-of-shot, but the sunlight pouring through the canopies are sun-dappling Major's face as he moves.]

One: I'm a millenial so I'm pretty good with technology, but - these things sort of elude me a little bit. Is there a way for me to like .. go anon on this thing? Or change my name? Or just use a different one entirely? Or do I have to use my actual name on the network?

Two: Does anyone know if there's a copy of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark lying around? Could be a VHS, for all I care, so long as there's a VCR, too. But I'm not picky; could be anything, just as long as it's watchable!

If you're still listening, thanks! And if you have answers to my questions, I owe you a drink or something!
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[personal profile] bookkeeper 2017-08-26 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Could be two things: doctor porn or bone porn. You pick.

[ Not for him. ]

My past gigs don't follow a schedule. They're more of a do whatever the hell you want whenever the hell you want.
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[personal profile] bookkeeper 2017-09-01 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
You know I'm not...a hundred percent sure. And I really don't want to know. I'll stick with my regular human? porn adventures.

Sounded sweet but living the dream didn't always pay the bills. I was a treasure hunter. You?
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[personal profile] bookkeeper 2017-09-10 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Human porn adventures. Never thought I'd be categorizing that crap.

Dead serious. Better than that. We never worked in the States, it was mostly overseas.
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sorry for slow/lateness - OT kind of started up last week :c

[personal profile] bookkeeper 2017-09-20 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
We could make millions off that crap, if it's not already been done.

[ Shudder inducing to think of it as having been done though, no thank you. ]

It's amazing when you aren't dodging bullets while running waist deep in a jungle.