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maskormenace2017-08-08 10:49 pm
majorlyugh) wrote in maskormenace2017-08-08 10:49 pm
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[As the video comes on, Major's leaning in a bit close, trying to get his comm to stand on its end, but the thing keeps sliding over at varying speeds. He sighs, eventually picking the thing up and holding it out with his arm extended.
He offers a shrug as an explanation.]
I'm - never sure if I'm supposed to like, greet people when I start one of these? Well, to be on the safe side ... hey! How are you? I'm doing all right, thanks.
Okay, now that's out of the way, I have two questions for the folks here. .. They are completely unrelated, but of sort of equal importance. [He's walking under some trees that are out-of-shot, but the sunlight pouring through the canopies are sun-dappling Major's face as he moves.]
One: I'm a millenial so I'm pretty good with technology, but - these things sort of elude me a little bit. Is there a way for me to like .. go anon on this thing? Or change my name? Or just use a different one entirely? Or do I have to use my actual name on the network?
Two: Does anyone know if there's a copy of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark lying around? Could be a VHS, for all I care, so long as there's a VCR, too. But I'm not picky; could be anything, just as long as it's watchable!
If you're still listening, thanks! And if you have answers to my questions, I owe you a drink or something!
He offers a shrug as an explanation.]
I'm - never sure if I'm supposed to like, greet people when I start one of these? Well, to be on the safe side ... hey! How are you? I'm doing all right, thanks.
Okay, now that's out of the way, I have two questions for the folks here. .. They are completely unrelated, but of sort of equal importance. [He's walking under some trees that are out-of-shot, but the sunlight pouring through the canopies are sun-dappling Major's face as he moves.]
One: I'm a millenial so I'm pretty good with technology, but - these things sort of elude me a little bit. Is there a way for me to like .. go anon on this thing? Or change my name? Or just use a different one entirely? Or do I have to use my actual name on the network?
Two: Does anyone know if there's a copy of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark lying around? Could be a VHS, for all I care, so long as there's a VCR, too. But I'm not picky; could be anything, just as long as it's watchable!
If you're still listening, thanks! And if you have answers to my questions, I owe you a drink or something!
YESSSS perfect response!
It's his face that makes people think that he's one, isn't it?
LOLOL
Don't talk shit about his husbanddd
[He stops a moment.]
Unless a human made a cartoon about us with limited information?
[He shakes his head.]
If he shows up here, don't let him hear you say that. He's too nice to be one.
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[He gives a very slow-to-form shrug.] Maybe. I mean, I definitely watched the cartoon as a kid .. so .. it might be what you said - humans being dumb, that sort of thing. We're good at that.
Yeah, no, of course not.
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[He brightens up though.]
I mean, it's pretty cool though. To have a cartoon?
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And I'd do it as a human too, just to actually feel something from it.