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⚓ Rowdy Pirate Lad ⚓ ([personal profile] h2no) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-08-09 06:07 pm

video - okay but PUPPIES

[ though may is the first thing that can be seen on the feed, it’s the sound of a high-pitched yipping that comes before she can speak. only a moment later, a small, gray puppy can be seen sniffing and investigating the camera. may giggles, picking up the dog(?) and plopping it in her lap. ]

C’mon, settle down a little. You’re gonna be getting a new brother or sister soon!



[ behind her, there’s a faint glow that she turns the camera towards. the source of it is a gray egg that looks not unlike the creature she’s holding. the light seems to be pulsing gently, as if reflecting the life inside of it. ]

Check it out, everyone! One of our Pokémon eggs is just about ready to hatch!

[archie's mightyena comes into the frame, sniffing at the egg then backing off and laying down near may, ears back and boofing gently. not long after, may’s delcatty walks daintily over to the egg and curls up near it. she made this!!!!!!!

a couple seconds later, archie himself pops in, crouching down and putting a hand on the egg.]


Is that a Skitty or another Poocheyna egg? [he asks, half joking. half serious. look, he's not a professor and he has no idea how cross-breeding pokémon eggs work.] Well, I got the food ready anyway.

[he waves at the camera.]

Yo. This is something from our world-- an' I think those of you who think you know how biology works are about to get a shock.

[archie isn't sure if may knows, but he's done enough research about actual dogs to know they don't come out of eggs.]

Oh, this is is so exciting! It should be any minute now…

[ and just as she finishes speaking, the egg begins to wiggle, and the shell is showing signs of cracking. it gets faster and faster, leading up to a large, blinding light. when it subsides, another poochyena is sitting in the egg’s place… but this one looks a little different. ]

It’s…

I--Is that… [archie looks to may helplessly, shock clear on his face.] Is that a shiny?!

[he puts both hands over his mouth and honest to god just shrieks in excitement. this went in an entirely different direction than he expected!!!]

IT'S A SHINY!! I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE!

Mm, it is! [ she nods, and while her grin is undeniable, she does not girly scream like he does. ] This isn’t my first time seeing one, but these are really rare! Like, one in a bajillion!

[Video]

[personal profile] dr_eldarov 2017-08-09 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That is the cutest baby anything I have ever seen. And that is my professional medical opinion on the matter. [Snark but also squee internally.] What does the term Shiny refer to?
halloflamer: (WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOLD OUT OF POKEBALLS)

[Video]

[personal profile] halloflamer 2017-08-09 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[First of all, there's nothing wrong with a dog coming out of an egg, what are you talking about Archie...]

[Second of all:]
--What the, seriously!? What kind of insane luck is that! [Okay, so he's jealous, yes. But hey- it's a baby. He'll tamper his salt down for the occasion.]

...Well, congrats, I guess. Finding eggs from outside of a special breeding daycare is pretty rare. Let alone hatching that. What's the plan? One per trainer?
fehus: ✺ starboard. (eye me up like a chunk of meat.)

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[personal profile] fehus 2017-08-09 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[literally why the fuck is it always wolves???????]

[accidentally keysmashes a reply trying to not be watching this adorable egg babe video]


flurn,
d33tached: (► To Barton Hollow ◄)

(sort of accidental) Video

[personal profile] d33tached 2017-08-09 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[So, a couple of things. First of all, have dogs always come from eggs? Secondly, the second dog doesn't look all that "shiny" to him. But lastly and perhaps most importantly, D33 has absolutely no idea how to process the feeling that he is getting by looking at those puppies - warm, tight, uncomfortable...exciting?

[No, seriously. This is a little jarring. Why? Does he want? To touch them? They look so...endearing? Charming?

[Cute????????

[He's so flabbergasted by the entire thing that he actually forgets to do the whole stoic, mysterious, hidey thing and ends up responding with his video feed - of course, he's not exactly aware that it's started running when he whispers:]

Fascinating...
Edited 2017-08-09 18:22 (UTC)
versusseeker: (WHERE IS MY HAT?)

[Video]

[personal profile] versusseeker 2017-08-09 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[You get the idea.]
Edited 2017-08-09 18:29 (UTC)
versusseeker: (Crying)

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[personal profile] versusseeker 2017-08-09 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Stop it, Archie, you're going to kill him.]
versusseeker: (<3<3<3)

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[personal profile] versusseeker 2017-08-09 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, but seriously. What a perfect angel. You've probably never seen Red show this much emotion on his face, but the dude is practically gazing at the little thing - of course, he is not one to discriminate. Shinies are cool and all (okay, so they're really Furreting cool), but that other little guy needs some love too. He points to it eagerly, hoping that will be enough to get another close up.]
fehus: ✺ starboard. (sleeping like the dead.)

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[personal profile] fehus 2017-08-09 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh my god?? what the frigg he sent something to the dude who owns a wolf daycare kill him (again) please]

yeah my name is flurn cool dogs
versusseeker: (Hides beneath his hat)

[personal profile] versusseeker 2017-08-09 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELP, THAT MAKES TWO OF YOU. No, seriously. If Archie does manage to look at the camera again, all he'll see is Red covering his face with his hands and letting it plop onto the desk in front of him, causing his Pikachu to chirp and sniff at him with concern.]

[Muffled and whispered:]

They're perfect...

[And yes, you do hear his voice catch.]
versusseeker: (What's that?)

Video > Action

[personal profile] versusseeker 2017-08-09 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[EMPHATIC NODDING.

[You don't have to tell him twice, Archie. Red doesn't waste a second, turning off his communicator right then and there so he can rush out the door. He doesn't bother stopping by Blue's house to grab him, either. But he has a feeling that the other man will probably be stopping by on his own anyway.

[He arrives in record time, knocking eagerly on the door - and half considering just busting it open himself. Gotta get to those puppies.]
continuousgroaning: (my crotch is itchy)

[video]

[personal profile] continuousgroaning 2017-08-09 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...

...

... I'm sorry, that puppy just came out of an egg???
fehus: ✺ starboard. (a ghost if you do or you don't.)

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[personal profile] fehus 2017-08-09 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
cool poochyena**

nobody's dark all the time, maybe they just need a nap?
pyrogue: (oh hell)

video;

[personal profile] pyrogue 2017-08-09 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...Did... Did a dog just hatch out of an egg?

That's possibly the weirdest thing Mick has ever seen in his entire life and he personally knows a psychic gorilla.

Once the shock of that wears off, though, he realizes the implications.
]

You can make more of em? Here?

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