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maskormenace2017-08-09 06:07 pm
h2no) wrote in maskormenace2017-08-09 06:07 pm
video - okay but PUPPIES
[ though may is the first thing that can be seen on the feed, it’s the sound of a high-pitched yipping that comes before she can speak. only a moment later, a small, gray puppy can be seen sniffing and investigating the camera. may giggles, picking up the dog(?) and plopping it in her lap. ]
C’mon, settle down a little. You’re gonna be getting a new brother or sister soon!
[ behind her, there’s a faint glow that she turns the camera towards. the source of it is a gray egg that looks not unlike the creature she’s holding. the light seems to be pulsing gently, as if reflecting the life inside of it. ]
Check it out, everyone! One of our Pokémon eggs is just about ready to hatch!
[archie's mightyena comes into the frame, sniffing at the egg then backing off and laying down near may, ears back and boofing gently. not long after, may’s delcatty walks daintily over to the egg and curls up near it. she made this!!!!!!!
a couple seconds later, archie himself pops in, crouching down and putting a hand on the egg.]
Is that a Skitty or another Poocheyna egg? [he asks, half joking. half serious. look, he's not a professor and he has no idea how cross-breeding pokémon eggs work.] Well, I got the food ready anyway.
[he waves at the camera.]
Yo. This is something from our world-- an' I think those of you who think you know how biology works are about to get a shock.
[archie isn't sure if may knows, but he's done enough research about actual dogs to know they don't come out of eggs.]
Oh, this is is so exciting! It should be any minute now…
[ and just as she finishes speaking, the egg begins to wiggle, and the shell is showing signs of cracking. it gets faster and faster, leading up to a large, blinding light. when it subsides, another poochyena is sitting in the egg’s place… but this one looks a little different. ]
It’s…
I--Is that… [archie looks to may helplessly, shock clear on his face.] Is that a shiny?!
[he puts both hands over his mouth and honest to god just shrieks in excitement. this went in an entirely different direction than he expected!!!]
IT'S A SHINY!! I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE!
Mm, it is! [ she nods, and while her grin is undeniable, she does not girly scream like he does. ] This isn’t my first time seeing one, but these are really rare! Like, one in a bajillion!
C’mon, settle down a little. You’re gonna be getting a new brother or sister soon!
[ behind her, there’s a faint glow that she turns the camera towards. the source of it is a gray egg that looks not unlike the creature she’s holding. the light seems to be pulsing gently, as if reflecting the life inside of it. ]
Check it out, everyone! One of our Pokémon eggs is just about ready to hatch!
[archie's mightyena comes into the frame, sniffing at the egg then backing off and laying down near may, ears back and boofing gently. not long after, may’s delcatty walks daintily over to the egg and curls up near it. she made this!!!!!!!
a couple seconds later, archie himself pops in, crouching down and putting a hand on the egg.]
Is that a Skitty or another Poocheyna egg? [he asks, half joking. half serious. look, he's not a professor and he has no idea how cross-breeding pokémon eggs work.] Well, I got the food ready anyway.
[he waves at the camera.]
Yo. This is something from our world-- an' I think those of you who think you know how biology works are about to get a shock.
[archie isn't sure if may knows, but he's done enough research about actual dogs to know they don't come out of eggs.]
Oh, this is is so exciting! It should be any minute now…
[ and just as she finishes speaking, the egg begins to wiggle, and the shell is showing signs of cracking. it gets faster and faster, leading up to a large, blinding light. when it subsides, another poochyena is sitting in the egg’s place… but this one looks a little different. ]
It’s…
I--Is that… [archie looks to may helplessly, shock clear on his face.] Is that a shiny?!
[he puts both hands over his mouth and honest to god just shrieks in excitement. this went in an entirely different direction than he expected!!!]
IT'S A SHINY!! I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE!
Mm, it is! [ she nods, and while her grin is undeniable, she does not girly scream like he does. ] This isn’t my first time seeing one, but these are really rare! Like, one in a bajillion!
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[archie shifts the camera slightly so anatoly can see the little puppy better.]
See how its a different colour? It's a genetic thing that's extremely rare and seen as valuable by some. The pup ain't got anything else different to it than the colour.
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[ give her a second. she learned this at the zoo. ]
Right! Albinism!
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I guess we gotta find people to look after 'em, huh?
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An' no offense or anythin', but I ain't letting Mightyena and Delcatty hang out again. I don't have miracle of life money, scamp.
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I guess so. Y'think there are people here that could take care of them?
[ noooo. she pouts. ]
But... what about Skitty kittens?
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[Second of all:] --What the, seriously!? What kind of insane luck is that! [Okay, so he's jealous, yes. But hey- it's a baby. He'll tamper his salt down for the occasion.]
...Well, congrats, I guess. Finding eggs from outside of a special breeding daycare is pretty rare. Let alone hatching that. What's the plan? One per trainer?
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[archie is still INSANELY EXCITED ABOUT THIS.]
Not sure, actually. Guess we'll have to see if anyone wants to care for 'em, cause I sure as shit don't have the time or money for another Poochyena.
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[ just call her a good luck charm. as she gives the doggo some head rubs, she shrugs. ]
Dunno. I think Archie wanted to give them to someone that can handle them, but we gotta make sure they're ready.
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[accidentally keysmashes a reply trying to not be watching this adorable egg babe video]
flurn,
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[No, seriously. This is a little jarring. Why? Does he want? To touch them? They look so...endearing? Charming?
[Cute????????
[He's so flabbergasted by the entire thing that he actually forgets to do the whole stoic, mysterious, hidey thing and ends up responding with his video feed - of course, he's not exactly aware that it's started running when he whispers:]
Fascinating...
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[asked casually while picking the pupper into his lap.]
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... I'm sorry, that puppy just came out of an egg???
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That's possibly the weirdest thing Mick has ever seen in his entire life and he personally knows a psychic gorilla.
Once the shock of that wears off, though, he realizes the implications. ]
You can make more of em? Here?
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[he scritches the poochyena's ears gently.]
Though they're tough to look after, so I think we should keep 'em separate for a little while.
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[ Cisco has played enough Pokémon to know that finding-- or hatching!-- a shiny is a big deal. Even if he can't really remember many outside of the first couple generations. ]
Are you gonna keep 'em?
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it bleps and puts a paw on the lens, making it shake slightly.]
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actionnnnnnnnnn boy this icon is getting a WORKOUT
jokes on you IT'S MY FAVOURITE ONE
GOOD!!! also we can say they've been claimed at this point ftr
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It means a Poochyena hatched and it's shiny. How is that hard to comprehend?
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Did that...did that just happen? Did it actually hatch? And it was a puppy...not a reptile or bird or...she's staring.]
That made no sense and my head hurts just thinking about it. But look at those little pups! They are just took cute!
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[he laughs, lifting the pupper up to the camera so she can see.]
They're real good boys already.
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...that is simultaneously the cutest and weirdest thing I've ever seen.
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[ that is definitely how you biology. you know nothing, tohru adachi. ]
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[All of the animals in this video, they are all amazing and so cute and just so wonderful to look at. The whole a puppy coming out of an egg won't really rattle her considering she just saw it hatch from it while having caught a glimpse of Archie's girly scream to boot too.]
Congratulations! They both seem to be so healthy. So cute! So adorable! Life really is amazing.
[But upon overhearing a certain word, Nike will wonder.]
What's a shiny? Is that the name of the yellow one?
[Because it definitely fits as a proper name in her book!]
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[ she lifts the golden pup into her lap, giving it some well-deserved scratches behind its ears. ]
This Poochyena is a shiny Pokemon! Usually their colours are black and gray fur with red eyes, like the one that you saw before. But if you're really lucky, they might hatch looking totally different - kinda like this little guy.
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for a moment, may has to squit at the feed. she does a few double takes between archie and what appears to be a talking pokemon on the other side of the camera. though she's fully visible, it's archie that she addresses: ]
Did... did that Eevee just talk?
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[ the pup gives a squeaky little yip as well, and she laughs. ]
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All of the pokemon?
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its two big floppy ears prick up and it yips when it sees jacob.]
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