technical boy (
twatter) wrote in
maskormenace2017-08-13 11:16 pm
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[ And we're live. The Technical Boy is seated on his bed in his room, communicator in one hand and the newest uPhone in the other, distractedly playing one of those mindnumbing mobile games. Every once in a while, the sound effects chirp, chime and serve as background music. His room's been redecorated in geometric decor and a roomba goes zooming by on the floor. ]
24.45 hours studying this network. And I'm bored.
[ Implied: You're boring. ]
You guys are practically gods. Granted, that's a lowercase G. But still. Your power here goes unmatched and all you can do is sit around talking about restaurant recommendations and dating sims? How about we have some real talk.
[ His thumb blurs over the screen of his uPhone, taking just a minute to beat the level with an air of superiority. Everyone can wait for him to make his proposal because he's definitely more important. And once the victory fanfare sounds, he tosses the phone to the side -- for the first time giving his full attention to the camera. ]
You're the old models. The old generation of imPorts who are just waiting to be made anew. So here's where I come in.
[ A beat. A smirk. A drag off of his vape pen. ]
Let's talk Upgrades.
24.45 hours studying this network. And I'm bored.
[ Implied: You're boring. ]
You guys are practically gods. Granted, that's a lowercase G. But still. Your power here goes unmatched and all you can do is sit around talking about restaurant recommendations and dating sims? How about we have some real talk.
[ His thumb blurs over the screen of his uPhone, taking just a minute to beat the level with an air of superiority. Everyone can wait for him to make his proposal because he's definitely more important. And once the victory fanfare sounds, he tosses the phone to the side -- for the first time giving his full attention to the camera. ]
You're the old models. The old generation of imPorts who are just waiting to be made anew. So here's where I come in.
[ A beat. A smirk. A drag off of his vape pen. ]
Let's talk Upgrades.

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[ Not like he doesn't get way more out of the arrangement. ]
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"Practically?" Try again.
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Ah. You. I heard about you. One of the only few actual gods around here.
[ Lowercase G. It's practically reiterated in his smile. ]
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[He scoffs, scowl set on his face.]
What do you mean old?
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Video - please don't break him too hard, but fourthwall away if he'd do it.
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Why bother upgrading us? We've already had them, when we show up.
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[ Technical Boy's brows raise because yes. He knows who this fucking guy is. ]
This coming from you? CEO of StarkTech, man of many upgrades, imPort who created the whole metahuman thing? Come on. You of all people know that technology has to be constantly evolving. ImPorts are the same.
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[ this will go so well, specially after some crazy scientists tried to clone them and make an army out of them, and are possibly planning on making "better versions of imPorts".
Ah, upgrades ]
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So far, so good. [ He flashes an asshole grin. More people than not seem to be interested. It's promising. ]
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priv text ooohh
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[ A bit of a lie right now. But....it won't be. When he earns followers. ]
tehee
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Uh. Yeah, dude. There is. You can't even be compared to a classic car. More like some junky old rust bucket.
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text; username: dh4z3
much recursion wow
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seems like boredom meets boredom
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Not the best first impression, dude.
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But, sure, I'll ask too. What kind of upgrades are you specifically thinking about?
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[ It's not like Technical Boy isn't in a state of constant boredom half the time anyway. ]
But I'm talking technological upgrades. Anywhere from boosting followers online to maybe even physical enhancements. I mean. We are all full of those nanites now, aren't we?
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at least, what he assumes is human experimentation, because how else do you upgrade people?? ]
Yeah, okay, that ain't creepy as fuck or anything.
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No more creepy than buying a new phone or upgrading old software.
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Saying you can increase our Bwitter followers doesn't exactly sell your point.
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