gebo | text ✺ Divine assistance is slightly more effective than listening to Jimmy Buffett to relax.

[fehus]

not bullshit. if you or a friend are having issues feeling safe or calm or whatever hit me up here or at my private line, i guess.

uh if you're having more physical than mental issues with this shitshow like, getting punched out in a riot or pushed down some subway stairs, i can help with that too, but i'm also assuming everybody knows about bandaids and/or the hospital.

obvious statement: watch yourselves out there.

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[hardcut]

perfectly calm and safe over here, but curious about 'ancient pagan magic'

[fehus]

yeah i figured that might happen.

i don't have iMport powers to heal people. i'm a demigod.

[and also dead, but at least that's less relevant and he doesn't have to disclose it]

[hardcut]

huh. interesting
good luck with the offer, hopefully everyone's able to stay safe

[ Ancient pagan magic definitely pings on the radar of an ancient pagan with magic, but 'demigod' is a wide swerve out of his lane. ]

[fehus]

thanks.

my question for you: why are you interested in ancient pagan magic? do you like ancient pagan beards?

[hardcut]

i am in fact an ancient pagan
with a beard

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[lempereur]

What if our issues are only tangentially related to all of this?

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[fehus]

offer totally stands.

[lempereur]

How does it work?

[fehus]

like a conversation with a lot of eye contact. touch helps, like a hand on your shoulder or hand or something, but if that's weird, i don't have to. it just might not work as good.

[lempereur]

I would have to tell you about what's bothering me?

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[am_i_a_monster]

What about issues like ptsd?

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[fehus]

i could probably help to whatever degree was asked for.

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[am_i_a_monster]

How do you help?

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[fehus]

see above: ancient pagan magic.

if you're talking about what i actually do, it's just a conversation with a lot of eye contact and maybe a hand on the shoulder. or just the eye contact for a less-lasting but if needed fix.

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[am_i_a_monster]

And that's it? You don't get into people's heads or give them drugs?

[songwrite]

[Magnus is still alive!! ish. he is a very articulate demigod zombie.]

did u ever figure out a living situation?

[gonna cause an anxiety attack with that tbh come on]

[fehus]

[nice one; Magnus is sort of pleasantly surprised to see this particular face on his post. he'd figured he'd scared him off, which was a bummer, because he liked him quite a bit, actually]

choose your own adventure: obnoxious ironic answer about being a very active corpse or real answer you probably won't like?

[songwrite]

[GOD HE REALLY IS A BLOND JUGHEAD...]

ur not actually staying behind a dumpster are u??

[magnus]

[fehus]

no i'm not.

until the place my assigned roommate is at is finished getting cleaned up from getting anti-imPort ransacked i'm at a place with a bed and a roof and everything. no idea where their dumpster is.

[songwrite]

oh ok that's good

[also slightly more reasonable than he's used to, bless]

wait what do u mean ancient pagan magic??

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[h2no]

AS A POTENTIAL EMPLOYER, I AM SO UPSET YOU DIDN'T MENTION PAGAN MAGIC AS A SKILL TO ME.
BUT SERIOUSLY, GOOD JOB.
YOU'VE SETTLED IN WELL!

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[fehus]

i have? is this what settling in feels like?

the "ancient" is very important don't forget it. not just pagan magic. hi archie.

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[h2no]

UNFORTUNATELY, YES.
ANCIENT PAGAN MAGIC, MY MISTAKE.
HI MAGNUS.

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[fehus]

ohh my ancient pagan magic gods. by which i mean: yikes.

did anybody mess with your stuff?

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[h2no]

MY RABBITS GOT STOLEN.
:/