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{Vandalism, ha. Thranduil is casually taking in the rather explicit and compromising drawings left on his front door. If he must bear the sight of them, so must all of those watching.}

The first is ridiculous, the second is improbable and the last would result in a broken limb. If you are going to embarrass me - or pursue me - at least do so with an ounce of intelligence.

{With pursed lips and a look so stern that it would cow an Orc, he lays a hand on the wood of his door.}

It will either need to be repainted or replaced entirely. No amount of scrubbing would make it clean of this filth.

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[All he can do is snicker, trying not to burst out laughing and failing.

His artwork is the best and he only wishes Mairon was there to see it too.]

Oh...that's awful.

[More snickering.

He's totally mature.]

{Why is he not surprised? What was Eru thinking in creating such a miscreant?!}

You do not sound sympathetic. {Not that he expects him to.} It is juvenile at best.

[Alright, he can't hold out for much longer and he just bursts out laughing, oh so pleased with himself. The recent vandalism had been an inspiration and it had been a long time since he got to be really creative.]

Nah, I'm not. I think it's some of my best work even. Aside from you know, the dragons.

{His nose curls in utter disgust and he glowers, enraged. He is never far from the emotion with Morgoth, but it has definitely intensified.}

Do not touch my belongings or my person. You are not welcome and if I see you, I will not let your powers interfere with me dealing you grievous harm.

You just don't understand my work.

[Nevermind that any 12 year old could understand Melkor's drawing but still.]

Yeah yeah, what are you going to do? Twirl your pointy sword at me? Sparkle?

And I do not want to understand it.

{Melkor, explain that third piece of artwork. Did you do that with Mairon? Dangerous and shameless!}

I will claim a limb and leave you scarred.

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Painting over it is probably easier.

Indeed. But the images have soaked into the wood. I will see them each time I use the door.

Will a new door change that? Or will it feel like they're still there?

I shall burn the old door and be rid of them forever.

Don't do it too quickly. They might be waiting for a new door to draw on.

Precisely. {And he will be waiting.} I have no need for slumber.

{Actually, yes, he does need a little - which is annoying - but he won't admit to that in this situation.}

[ Aurican has no idea what this was supposed to be - and not because it's because he's a human boy. He's not, just a young dragon who as little notion what humans really do in their private time. ]

Perhaps replacing it will be better. Paint will chip and fade eventually.

{Thranduil has enough wherewithal to realize a child should not be viewing the images. He quickly stands before them, a shade paler.}

I agree, but these are not for you to see.

I don't think it matters for me. It's a human thing, I believe. Nothing that can account for me.

[ Auri you are a little boy. ]

The Porter gave me this form. I think I'm respectively older than I appear.

[Poe tries really hard not to laugh. Mostly fails.]

Well, you can't say that they aren't imaginative.

You might be able to get some decent money from them, in the right markets.

{Poe.}

A little too imaginative.

Since they feature me, no. I will destroy them instead.

You do what you want with them, I'm just saying. You could definitely turn this into a pro, rather than a con.

If it's any help, I don't think anyone is trying to seduce you with those. Fantasize, maybe, but not seduce.

There is one who would think these...alluring. {And he's gross, so...} I shall deal with him personally.

Okay, that sounds like a story that would be fascinating to hear.

I just got some eggs in my window, nothing so dedicated. Kind of impressed, to be honest.

You are better staying far, far away from him. I have already warned others of his presence. Now I shall dispatch him, temporarily, to what counts as an afterlife here.

I would have liked the eggs.

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What a shame! The composition of that artwork is very poor.

The concept is lacking too. {In that it is absolutely disgusting and disturbing.}

The purpose of the message is rather vague too, don't you think? I can't make out whether it's meant to be a warning or a suggestion!

Do you honestly think the person responsible for these [rather entertaining drawings] is able to hear you?

Serious question, since the vandal is presumably a native. Do natives have access to this network?

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