youresovein: (get ready for a grape in the eye bro.)
ʟᴇsᴛᴀᴛ ᴅᴇ ʟɪᴏɴᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ([personal profile] youresovein) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-09-03 08:54 pm

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Well! What a group we all make.

[ Get a load of this guy. Leather jacket. Violet sunglasses. Touch of a French accent. He's not blending in at all, but it's clear that he's not particularly interested in trying to. He's lounging with feline grace (read: like he owns the place) in a corner booth at an all night pancake house, one arm draped casually over the back of the seat, the other holding the communicator. He gives the camera a smile and an elegant little wave. ]

Hi. Lestat here. Author. Rock star. Creature of the night. I introduce myself this way not to be egotistical — although I am, enormously — but because I've been told that it accounts for some of my eccentricities. I'll let you judge that for yourselves.

Now, I could go on about myself all night, and I gladly will if anyone cares to ask, but I have a question! There's no wrong answer. There may not be a right one, either. The question is in regards to a story, and the gist of the story, although significantly and brutally abridged, is this:

The protagonist of this tale isn't a heroic man, or even a particularly good man. Actually, he's mostly awful, when you get right down to it. And he had, quite some time ago, found himself down on his luck for a whole host of reasons, most of which he most certainly deserved. But one day, something changed. The particulars of that change don't matter right now, only that he knew that he, too, had to change; had to undergo what a generous author might call character development. And so this man made a grand if somewhat disastrous gesture of honesty, of love, and perhaps of repentance. Things didn't go as planned, because of course they never do in a good story, do they? Ah, but in any case: rising action, climax, denouement. All the parts were there, and the ending even hints at another volume.

And then— [ Here he waves his hand, as if to indicate the whole of everything: himself, the pancake house, the endless night outside the window where a vinyl poster advertises all you can eat waffles. ] This. And so my question is: what lesson, what kind of meaning do you think our protagonist should take from a plot twist like this? I find myself at a loss, my dear viewers, and it's too farfetched of a sequel hook for my tastes. I wonder whether—

[ He pauses here, something offscreen catching his attention, along with a weary, irritable-sounding customer service voice. ]

—ah! My lovely waitress Ethel is asking whether I intend to sit here vlogging all night or if I'm going to order something. Say bonsoir, Ethel.

[ He turns the camera; the surly waitress does not look amused. Back to Lestat, then. ]

Well, it seems even my charm has its limits. For now, then!

[ And with another wave, he signs off. ]
slightlyoffchilt: (Dazzle.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2017-09-04 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, wait -- a moment. You consider yourself to be the protagonist? Because I am getting the sense of a remarkable amount of projection right now.

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trouvaille: (243)

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[personal profile] trouvaille 2017-09-04 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
( Lured in by narrative structure, Gwen is not in a public space; the background behind her in the video is an expensively tasteful townhouse living room, what can be seen of it from where she's got her device set up on the arm of the sofa she's lying on. )

You have to follow it a bit, see where it's going. It's too soon to say.

( Her accent is a slight puzzle; plummily upper-class, British, but learned rather than lived. Hints of Italy creeping in when she's relaxed. Too many years passed to actually peg her mother tongue for French, after as long as she spent aggressively unlearning it. )

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fehus: ✺ fehus. (brother i'm just trying to get by.)

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[personal profile] fehus 2017-09-04 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
The arc obviously didn't take. Time to burn the book, start over. Death of the author.

And you should leave Mademoiselle Ethel a fat tip.

[yeah that accent was... Was Something]

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[personal profile] jalan 2017-09-04 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
You might feel differently towards it, had the interruption come before the climax rather than after.

[ The sudden tide of new faces is one that Daenerys notices on a delay. This time, she thinks to respond, perhaps because this is one who doesn't seem to require real help. She is never sure how to be assuring to the ones who do. ]

Most say that this place offers us a new chapter, a second beginning. But not all.

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[personal profile] wordaday 2017-09-04 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[If there's anything that Sookie knows on a deep, deep level, it's terrible customers and just impossibly obnoxious vampires. This man is both. The former is obvious because he's being an asshole to his waitress, but the latter?

Well. That's Lestat, from that vampire move they made before vamps actually came out of the coffin. She assumes.

It's probably not Tom Cruise?]


Oh my god, you're from that Interview With A Vampire movie.

[By all rights, Sookie should just pass this by and say nothing. But then again, when has she ever done that where really, just terrible vampires are involved?]
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[personal profile] brandishes 2017-09-04 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
( well this is........a lot.

beth doesn't look enormously impressed when she responds, but she at least has the grace not to look completely and utterly surly as she latches onto one part of his address in particular.

sorry to say it's not his charm. )


"Creature of the night"? Is that a fancy way of saying you're big on the pub crawl or...?
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[personal profile] crofts 2017-09-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
I've met far too many college-age men who liked to think of themselves as "creatures of the night." It usually meant they liked to congratulate themselves on being unbearable to talk to, on the misguided belief it meant they were some sort of elite.

I'm so glad to see the tendency is not limited to my cohort.
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[personal profile] heckblazer 2017-09-04 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ Here's a handy visual representation of the inside of John's head as he watches this reply.

Oh yes, drinks are on him for that one, kid. ]

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heckblazer: (checking out some bullshit)

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[personal profile] heckblazer 2017-09-04 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Cute. I've killed creatures of the night 'bout as chatty as you before, though. It's really too terribly easy for someone to get licks in while you're talking at 'em, mate.

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[personal profile] failedparenting 2017-09-04 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[And somewhere in Maurtia Falls, John scribbles Lestat's name into his journal. Keeping an eye on this douchebag.]
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[personal profile] onlydoubts 2017-09-04 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Creature of the night." Is that supposed to be code for something?
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[personal profile] generalgrievous 2017-09-04 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[He's somebody who also doesn't blend in very well, although for very different reasons. Being a seven foot tall cyborg will make you stand out in a world of (mostly) humans - or at least human-looking creatures. He can change into a human form but he rarely chooses to use that option.]

This is not a twist so much as a detour.

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glowsferatu: thought (pic#6650765)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2017-09-04 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ The grey skin and horns clearly denote that the young woman responding isn't normal, though what exactly she is instead is far Lestat to conclude. The large fangs poking out from her black lips might give him something to think about, though. ]

It means that life isn't a story. Stories are easy, they're designed deliberately from without to contain a set narrative, to hit all their designated beats and then be done with it. But what happens to the characters once the stories done? That doesn't matter to the narrative. They may get an epilogue, perhaps, but anything else isn't within the scope and structure of the story. They just go on from the story, and into life.

So. Welcome to life, Lestat.

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[personal profile] burlyboy 2017-09-04 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
That was a lot of talking.

[ TL;DR. ]

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[personal profile] ghoulking 2017-09-04 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ ..... why any of this

you are worst than one of Kaneki's friends when it comes to dramatics and self importance, and look. This isn't a compliment. ]


It certainly is a plot twist, but no plot twist ends without some sort of continuation following it. Maybe that's what you should do - see what unfolds from it.

However, life isn't a story book being written. So maybe there is no lesson to take from it other than "sometimes life is very funny".

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exceptionalthief: (why did the chicken cross the road?)

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[personal profile] exceptionalthief 2017-09-04 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Hello, here's a fellow egotist, although not such an obvious flashy one. I mean just look how tasteful his expensive designer suit is.

When he speaks, his accent is German, his English precise.]


That character development is a load of bullshit.

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[personal profile] knaval 2017-09-04 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Too many words. Say it again in ten or less or I'm writing you off as another boring human.

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[personal profile] halloflamer 2017-09-04 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blue squints. He's watched this video like 3 times, and he's still not sure he gets what the guy is trying to say. All these big literature words... Blue's no philosopher. Give him a piece of logic, something to math out into a solution, and he's on it. This?]

Question's not worth spending that much time thinking on unless it actually had a right answer. Pass.

[Take the third option, so to speak?] How'd you screw up?
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[personal profile] dreadinquisitor 2017-09-04 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's all a lot to take in; in both general and particular, so Maxwell is trying with small steps. One thing at a time. They said the device was important, and he likes figuring out how things work, so here he is, listening to the blonde talk about stories and missing Varric.

It takes him a minute, but he finally gets the camera on and his small start in surprise melts into base satisfaction at puzzling the machine out.]


Perhaps there is no lesson, and it simply is because it is.

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[personal profile] allforyuu 2017-09-04 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps the story is a tragedy and the character simply hasn't realized yet.
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It's tough to say, but if I had to pick a path for him to go down, I'd say...

...get the short stack of blueberries next.

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[personal profile] handycapable 2017-09-04 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Well-- [ A pause, as if he's really considering it in terms of a book. ] What's any good story without the hero facing some sort of unprecedented existential dilemma to test his fortitude? A chance to prove if he's really changed or not.

[ Ray's thinking more of some people he knows rather than himself, but y'know. Point stands. ]

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[personal profile] neverdied 2017-09-04 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[In contrast to all that flamboyance, there's a miserable and drab looking old dude at the other end of this conversation.]

Creature of the night? Either means you're a whore or a vampire.
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It seems the meaning is that grand gestures aren't worth it.

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Rock star, you say.

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Ooh! Ooh! What sort of creature of the night? I'm good friends with quite a few!

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