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maskormenace2017-09-07 07:03 pm
video | ❝ black hole sun ❞
[So Peter's coming at you vlog style, sitting on a bench with his earbuds in before he pulls them out and loops the cord around his neck to have them stay put. He's adapted pretty well to the whole new age technology thing bit by bit, but talking into a phone camera is mega weird. Sorry for weird angles, he's working this shit out.]
Yo, so last month you guys were real cool about the whole ordering pizza thing - thanks for that. Pie In The Sky got shut down for a while after the place got trashed, and they decided to rebrand while they were doing their repairs. [He holds up a paper flyer. He's been handing these out all day, jamming them in mailboxes, mail slots and even inside people's vehicles and any open windows. You're free to find them just about anywhere, in potentially great volume. Sorry not sorry.] So Porter Pizza'll be reopening on the 9th.
There'll be free slices, some great deals and you can help 'em get back on their feet after all that shit that went down. The joint's run by some cool people and I'm still doing deliveries, so I can guarantee you'll get a hot pizza every time. If you don't believe me, give it a shot and I'll show you up.
[He doesn't really have much else to announce but he doesn't feel like dishing out any more flyers so he gets comfortable on the bench. He furrows his brow and hell, why not:] I'm gonna start a war and I don't even care: Pineapple on pizza, yay or nay?
Yo, so last month you guys were real cool about the whole ordering pizza thing - thanks for that. Pie In The Sky got shut down for a while after the place got trashed, and they decided to rebrand while they were doing their repairs. [He holds up a paper flyer. He's been handing these out all day, jamming them in mailboxes, mail slots and even inside people's vehicles and any open windows. You're free to find them just about anywhere, in potentially great volume. Sorry not sorry.] So Porter Pizza'll be reopening on the 9th.
There'll be free slices, some great deals and you can help 'em get back on their feet after all that shit that went down. The joint's run by some cool people and I'm still doing deliveries, so I can guarantee you'll get a hot pizza every time. If you don't believe me, give it a shot and I'll show you up.
[He doesn't really have much else to announce but he doesn't feel like dishing out any more flyers so he gets comfortable on the bench. He furrows his brow and hell, why not:] I'm gonna start a war and I don't even care: Pineapple on pizza, yay or nay?

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[Shaking his head, you don't get it.] It's a serious thing. Whether pineapple belongs there or not.
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With pineapple on it. [He takes a deliberate pause, delivering his next line so monotone it's hard to tell if he's speaking his mind or instigating the fight:] You monster.
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Some people just wanna watch the world burn, y'know?
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After that standard rates apply. Still expect a tip though.
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Do you sleep?
[ how many hours of the day can she order a pizza and he still be the one that brings it ]
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[But, eh, he shrugs.] I work regular evenings, at least starting again Saturday.
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I like ham and pineapple. The flavor and texture contrast with the cheese is nice.
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Hawaiian pizza is a lie, anyway. It was dreamed up by some crazy dude in Canada.
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[Niko, you didn't even know wtf pineapple was before you came here.]
Meatlovers and Pineapple is good.
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Peanuts: Yay or Nay. Really, really nay, right?
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Am I correct in understanding that this business will deliver food to one's home upon request?
[Uhh, game changer.]
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You've never had food delivered before?
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I AIN'T HAVING YOU AIRLIFTED OUT THAT ROOM.
ONE A WEEK. YOU HEAR?
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/threadjack time to double dad
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I saw your flyers, good luck with the reopening.
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Bacon got overhyped. It's a breakfast thing, maaaybe a sandwich thing. Anything else is reaching.
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[ Congrats, free food is the absolute best way to get Yusuke's attention. ]
Pineapple would not be my first choice, but I am not offended by it. I am not a picky eater.
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[He starts folding one of his leftover flyers into an origami... well it was supposed to be a dog, looks more like a pig.] We have sooo many better options than pineapple, too. What's your fave flavor?
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Have you tried venison on a pizza?
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No... that's like deer, right?
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He leans in as if to whisper to the camera lens:] My dad thinks that sounds good for a pizza. Chicken, peanuts and pineapple.
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2/3 i lied
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