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[socialactivillain]

I need a list of about 80 or 90 pet names, if anybody has any suggestions.


Alternatively, I'm taking opinions on when it's not worth it to try to name individual animals anymore, and just refer to them as a collective.

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[socialactivillain]

I tried that already. Believe it or not, wild rats don't really understand the concept of names.

[airshow]

Then maybe that's one for the "not worth it" pile.

[socialactivillain]

It feels rude not to at least try.

[airshow]

You're adorable. You want my help? I recall you weren't a fan of my capybara names.

[socialactivillain]

It's not adorable.

Sure. Honestly, at this point, I think I'll take what I can get.

[airshow]

It's super adorable.

Dr. Ratman
Baron Von Rattington
Lord Ratberg
Professor Ratigan
Professor Ratigan-Again
Ratbo: First Blood
Ratdy Newman
The Little Disease Vector That Could
Ben

[socialactivillain]

How is it adorable.

Okay the disease vector one is rude, but "Ben"?

[airshow]

It just is.

For Michael Jackson's hit song about the bond between a young boy and a killer rat in a horror movie sequel.

[socialactivillain]

Well now I'm almost embarrassed I didn't get the reference.

[airshow]

Is this the one time I'm more cultured than you?

[socialactivillain]

No, I don't think that's it.

[airshow]

Please give me this. I ask for so little.

[socialactivillain]

Just how cultured do you think I am, anyway?

[airshow]

You know every band but couldn't immediately recount the plot of Muppets Take Manhattan
So like a 7.

[socialactivillain]

Hey, I had half the plot!

[airshow]

50% is still an F.

[socialactivillain]

That's awfully harsh.

[airshow]

I'm not awfully nice.