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[carbonfrozen]

[It's 2 AM when this message pops up on the network—it had been meant for Lando's more private channel, but. Well. Considering Han's early morning texting habits, this was bound to happen at some point.]

hey Lando if you're still up I need some help

where are all the best places to take someone out for a classy first date

[Oops.

He doesn't wait for a response or even check if he posted it to the right place before he passes out for an hour or two. In the very near future, he's going to come to regret that.]

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[faithfulson]

This is what you get for texting people at inhumane hours of the morning.

[ He'd say he would hope Han learned his lesson, but he isn't betting on that. Instead, his best friend opened himself up for prime trolling. ]

I don't know, Han; there are A LOT of different people here. She might find a scoundrel she'll like better.

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[carbonfrozen]

they aren't that early

[He squints at the next line. Oh, no. Here come the insecurities, again, and this time he makes sure to hit the private button first before sending the next message:]

she might

why do you think I'm asking Lando for help

he's the classiest scoundrel I know

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[faithfulson]

[ Han he was just joking around relax... ]

Lando?

Not that I don't have faith in him, but are you sure that's a good idea?