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[It's 2 AM when this message pops up on the network—it had been meant for Lando's more private channel, but. Well. Considering Han's early morning texting habits, this was bound to happen at some point.]

hey Lando if you're still up I need some help

where are all the best places to take someone out for a classy first date

[Oops.

He doesn't wait for a response or even check if he posted it to the right place before he passes out for an hour or two. In the very near future, he's going to come to regret that.]

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do NOT say anything more

I'm already regretting it

listen I am not that scruffy-looking, I don't know why everyone thinks I am, but fine I'll pick up a fancy tie and clean up a little, class the car up

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You're not thinking of picking her up in your taxi, are you?

[ Han pls. ]

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if I go in any other car it'll break down two minutes after we've pulled away from her place and that'll be real awkward

at least my taxi lasts longer before the engine cuts out

[Yeah, like, ten minutes.]

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Here's a radical thought: Spring for a driver.

[carbonfrozen]

I did that once

still happened

trust me when I say the taxi's the best option

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Will you at least fix up the upholstery?

[carbonfrozen]

of course I will

you think I'm gonna pick her up with that stain in the backseat?

have some faith

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I don't know WHAT you plan on doing! Besides telling the whole planet, apparently.

[carbonfrozen]

no I didn't plan on that

that was an accident

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I guessed as much.