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[It's 2 AM when this message pops up on the network—it had been meant for Lando's more private channel, but. Well. Considering Han's early morning texting habits, this was bound to happen at some point.]

hey Lando if you're still up I need some help

where are all the best places to take someone out for a classy first date

[Oops.

He doesn't wait for a response or even check if he posted it to the right place before he passes out for an hour or two. In the very near future, he's going to come to regret that.]

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[ oh, han. raven is never one to meddle in someone's love life, but she's starting to think perhaps she should now. she can easily surmise this peanut's in love. ]

You're an idiot.

Stop thinking about what type of stereotypical bullshit a princess would allegedly go for. She picked you. I'm pretty sure she picked you for the person you are — maybe you're funny, maybe you're compassionate, maybe you have really nice shoulders, I don't know, but she picked you for you, not because you're some famous imPort who can give her an easy life or because you are someone of status. That kind of thinking you've got there, it's going to ruin what you have with your princess. Don't be stupid and ruin it.

The one thing in common you and I both have is war. Take her somewhere nice, like the park, where it's quiet, or the movies, where you can hold hands. Take her to an all-you-can-eat buffet and see what she likes. I lived in space; the best date I ever had with my boyfriend was in his quarters where he gave me a metallic raven necklace. I had a good time because I was with him. You get me?

[ then he cheated on her and broke her heart, but raven can be a little less self-involved and inform han solo of what makes a good date — the company, not the activity nor it's status and price. ]