hardedged: (and trophy wives)
jessica "sad wrecking ball" jones ([personal profile] hardedged) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-10-01 01:52 pm

005 | video 🍻 two hot messes for the price of one

[ As the video feed starts, there's some quick, unstable shaking of the camera, panning around the room to reveal a dimly lit dive bar. After a moment, it finally focuses on two intoxicated women making the healthiest of life choices β€” Sarah Manning and Jessica Jones. They certainly didn't arrive here together, but after a drinking contest gone wrong, they're inseparable now. ]

Shit. [ Jess mumbles, her gaze barely focusing on the camera. ] Sobriety sucks. So does this dump. Stuck here for a goddamn year, and you dumbasses still can't find a way out.

Andβ€”and what's with all the complacency? [ Sarah points to the camera and, presumably, whoever is watching on the other end. ] Everybody's so bloody happy here.

Like morons. [ Wake up, sheeple. Jess stops her ranting, only for a moment, to take yet another swig of hard liquor. Apparently, she hasn't consumed enough. ] Jesus Christ.

My sister... [ Sarah laughs, but it's a kind of disbelieving laugh, and then she takes a swig of her own drink. ] My sister got married. To someone from another universe. Married.

The hell? [ Her brow furrows, matching Sarah's incredulous expression. If she was slightly less wasted, Jessica would be able to process this revelation better. ] Sarissa?

No, Cosima. [ She sighs and tips back her drink, draining the rest of it. ] Sarissa's got enough shit going on even without adding a wedding.

[ Oh right. God, there are so many clones, she can't keep track anymore. ] Yeah well, don't we all. [ Brushing off the subject, and the hidden layers of guilt and self-loathing beneath it, Jess leans back in her seat. She lifts her almost empty glass in a mock toast. ] Getting hitched here's a death sentence. Congrats to the happy couple.

Yeah, cheers. [ Sarah refills her glass before sloshing a little toast back towards Jess, then towards the camera. ] And cheers to all of you. It's not gonna last.

[ Amen to that. ] Never fucking does. [ Jess drains the rest of her glass in an instant, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand. With one more angry glare at the camera, she reaches out to turn the device off. What a good idea this clearly was. ]
oddbod: (boy you know you love it)

[personal profile] oddbod 2017-10-10 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That was my thought, at least, and 'til now I thought my dear sister-in-law here was on board with it.
am_i_a_monster: (Default)

[personal profile] am_i_a_monster 2017-10-11 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
You all posted the video publicly.
khajidont: Made by me (Jaime - Threw up in the bugsuit again)

[personal profile] khajidont 2017-10-11 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well... [ Jaime just grimaces. ] I got a feeling you're not, like, a hundred percent the problem they've got here. When people are angry and drunk, they tend to be angry at everything and everyone.
doubleblind: (Acetyl CoA)

[personal profile] doubleblind 2017-10-11 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
No? Then what would you call all this?
doubleblind: (Thallium)

[personal profile] doubleblind 2017-10-11 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
... Do you have to talk to her now?
doubleblind: (Nucleus)

[personal profile] doubleblind 2017-10-11 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hey. What's up?
oddbod: (and in the world that's painted black)

[personal profile] oddbod 2017-10-11 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Don't we all know it.

[A long suffering sigh!!!]

The margin for any coherent discussion was probably gone multiple drinks ago.
magnitudes: (⋆* ⁑⋆* (๑‒﹏‒)⋆* ⁑⋆*)

[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-10-11 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
No. I'll wait until she's sobered up enough to maybe listen, and hope that I'm not so heated up about it that I fuck it up from the get-go.
am_i_a_monster: (Default)

video

[personal profile] am_i_a_monster 2017-10-11 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course?
morethan084: (frustrated/overwhelmed)

[personal profile] morethan084 2017-10-12 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever.

[Yeah, there's really no point in her continuing to argue with someone so shit faced.]
morethan084: (opinionated)

[personal profile] morethan084 2017-10-12 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a pretty depressing way to live.

[Not that Daisy hasn't thought along those lines in the past.]
infomodder: how can we hope to find anything on the ripper if u can't find me when i'm locked up??? (how can u not find me in prison jack)

ahem

[personal profile] infomodder 2017-10-13 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Nobody forced you to make it.
infomodder: come on look at us we're like butch cassidy and the sundance kid! (we're not enemies are we)

[personal profile] infomodder 2017-10-13 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Your pigs can't swim?
khajidont: Made by me (Jaime - Threw up in the bugsuit again)

[personal profile] khajidont 2017-10-14 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yyyyeah, probably. Is, um, your wife okay? It's one thing seeing this from your sister-in-law, and something else from your actual sister.
coppelganger: (everything's gone green)

[personal profile] coppelganger 2017-10-15 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Jesse, are you just fucking with me? 'Cause it's not funny and I'm too bloody pissed to handle that tonight.
coppelganger: (the girl goes down)

[personal profile] coppelganger 2017-10-15 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I can't tell you. What's the point, you'll only side with Cosima anyway.

[ wah wah wah ]
coppelganger: (denial)

[personal profile] coppelganger 2017-10-15 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, lemme guess. From Sarissa.
coppelganger: (in a lonely place)

[personal profile] coppelganger 2017-10-15 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Just out for a drink.

[ Like... obviously... multiple drinks. ]
coppelganger: (ceremony)

video

[personal profile] coppelganger 2017-10-15 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone alive would have something to go back for.
coppelganger: (sub-culture)

[personal profile] coppelganger 2017-10-15 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Innit? But that's life.
coppelganger: (way of life)

[personal profile] coppelganger 2017-10-15 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ She laughs, and tilts her drink toward the camera like she's toasting him. ]

That's true! That is bloody true, mate.
am_i_a_monster: (Default)

video

[personal profile] am_i_a_monster 2017-10-15 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Not anyone. Even if I hadn't died, there wouldn't have been anything for me.
heisenbitch: (uncertain)

[personal profile] heisenbitch 2017-10-15 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Definitely not the kind of conversation to be having with someone as drunk as she is right now. Jesse is quick to try and downplay it, dismiss it as nothing. ]

Don't worry about it. We can talk about it later, orβ€” Look, just lemme know which bar you're both at. I can be there in like, twenty, tops. Or later, if you're planning on sticking around to keep drinking.
oddbod: (chemically calm)

[personal profile] oddbod 2017-10-16 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
It's not about sides right now, Sarah. I'm asking you a simple question, so I can understand what's wrong. That's all.

[She's trying her very best not to slip into a Teacher Voice.]

Now what happened?

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