video - i accidentally a human

[knaval]

We're going to pretend that last post I made didn't happen. Ready? One, two, three, Riptidedidn'tfragupandoffendeveryone! There. Done.

[AHEM.]

Anyway, me and Tailgate - not Vos, Vos can go diving in the Sea of Rust - have really been trying quite hard to human right, but we don't seem to be getting it. So I'm doing something unprecedented...

How? How do humans... human?

[asking for help. amazing.]

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video

[flightforfreedom]

[Have a grinning Poe.]

How do cybertronians.... cybertronian?

[voice]

[hellrisen02]

[....Oh boy]

I'm gonna need you to be a little more specific, buddy. You got some issues on the uh, intake or the output?

[Yeah he's assuming it's an eating/pooping thing again]

audio;

[reexamined]

I've decided I'm going to collect the stupidest things you say, and put them together in a audio tape. This whole post qualifies.

Re: [voice]

[knaval]

The-- oh! Oh, god no.

[he scratches his chin.]

I wasn't clear enough. I mean, like, talk to each other. Not be called weird.

Re: audio;

[knaval]

Really? Remix it! I'll actually buy it if you remix it!!

[gotta try harder kay2.]

video;

[aloadeddie]

You're going to have to be way more specific than that, buddy.

[reexamined]

... Really?

Re: video

[knaval]

With great effort!

[BADUM]

Re: [voice]

[hellrisen02]

Oh.

[Duo lets out a soft 'pfft' of amusement.] Beats me. Everyone here is a weirdo anyway, so I don't know if you really gotta worry about it that much.

But... start by finding things that you find relatable between yourself and others. I know the list is kinda shorter for you guys, but there's gotta be stuff that's not too 'human' for you to talk about.

...like Muppets! Everyone loves those.

[pummelgranite]

The first step is to get slapped by a doctor while you're naked and screaming.

video forever

[flightforfreedom]

[He doesn't get a laugh but he does get a snort.]

But seriously, bud. I'll try to help if I can. But what makes you want to "human" anyway?

[knaval]

Already done.

[UHHH?? RIPTIDE??]

[pummelgranite]

Of course.

Did you remember to do it right after busting out of someone else's stomach?

Re: video;

[knaval]

I don't understand your culture. I mean, I get the Muppets and Back To The Future and Cheers and FRIENDS [he's listing them off as he remembers them.] andddddd Huey Lewis but that's about it.

[knaval]

No. I have shot a ton of people in the stomach before though. Does that count?

[pummelgranite]

Not even close. You gotta be all the way inside.

[knaval]

Yes? Having a hit record of myself is literally one of my dreams?

[knaval]

Well, shit.

[at least he knows human swear words!! because of course he does.]

I mean, I have-- actually, no, we're not talking about that. Hey, you do music right?

Re: video forever

[knaval]

Cybertronians are supposed to blend in really well. I'm starting to realise we're all a bit shit at it.

[itcanwait]

[Tailgate butts in.]

If we're gonna be stuck with a human mode then we should probably...learn how to...human. Properly.

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[aloadeddie]

[ Arthur nods sagely. ]

There's your problem. Huey Lewis, but not the Beatles? That's just shameful.

[reexamined]

I suppose I'll have to cancel those plans then.

[flightforfreedom]

Well, you certainly stand out. [Still grinning. Sorry Riptide.]

But it's not likely that any of us are really going to 'blend in', here. The whole having super powers kind of puts a damper on that.

Is there something in particular that is making it difficult?

[flightforfreedom]

[Oh hi new friend]

You're stuck? [Get a concerned frown.] You look fine... Can you only keep your normal form for a limited amount of time, or something?

[pummelgranite]

Yes Riptide.


Yes, I do music.