knaval: (another star)
🛥️ Boaty McBoatface 🛥️ ([personal profile] knaval) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-10-01 11:43 pm

video - i accidentally a human

We're going to pretend that last post I made didn't happen. Ready? One, two, three, Riptidedidn'tfragupandoffendeveryone! There. Done.

[AHEM.]

Anyway, me and Tailgate - not Vos, Vos can go diving in the Sea of Rust - have really been trying quite hard to human right, but we don't seem to be getting it. So I'm doing something unprecedented...

How? How do humans... human?

[asking for help. amazing.]
flightforfreedom: (leather)

video

[personal profile] flightforfreedom 2017-10-01 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have a grinning Poe.]

How do cybertronians.... cybertronian?
hellrisen02: (It's these little things)

[voice]

[personal profile] hellrisen02 2017-10-01 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[....Oh boy]

I'm gonna need you to be a little more specific, buddy. You got some issues on the uh, intake or the output?

[Yeah he's assuming it's an eating/pooping thing again]
reexamined: (071)

audio;

[personal profile] reexamined 2017-10-01 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I've decided I'm going to collect the stupidest things you say, and put them together in a audio tape. This whole post qualifies.
aloadeddie: (mombasa?)

video;

[personal profile] aloadeddie 2017-10-01 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You're going to have to be way more specific than that, buddy.
reexamined: (pic#11761788)

[personal profile] reexamined 2017-10-01 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
... Really?
hellrisen02: (What did you think when you lost another)

Re: [voice]

[personal profile] hellrisen02 2017-10-01 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[Duo lets out a soft 'pfft' of amusement.] Beats me. Everyone here is a weirdo anyway, so I don't know if you really gotta worry about it that much.

But... start by finding things that you find relatable between yourself and others. I know the list is kinda shorter for you guys, but there's gotta be stuff that's not too 'human' for you to talk about.

...like Muppets! Everyone loves those.
pummelgranite: (11115942)

[personal profile] pummelgranite 2017-10-01 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The first step is to get slapped by a doctor while you're naked and screaming.
flightforfreedom: (handsome as fuck tyvm)

video forever

[personal profile] flightforfreedom 2017-10-01 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't get a laugh but he does get a snort.]

But seriously, bud. I'll try to help if I can. But what makes you want to "human" anyway?
pummelgranite: (and it's hollow and it's cold)

[personal profile] pummelgranite 2017-10-01 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course.

Did you remember to do it right after busting out of someone else's stomach?
Edited 2017-10-01 23:04 (UTC)
pummelgranite: (drape your arms around me and softly say)

[personal profile] pummelgranite 2017-10-01 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Not even close. You gotta be all the way inside.
itcanwait: (Okay so)

[personal profile] itcanwait 2017-10-01 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tailgate butts in.]

If we're gonna be stuck with a human mode then we should probably...learn how to...human. Properly.
aloadeddie: (are you okay brah?)

video;

[personal profile] aloadeddie 2017-10-01 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Arthur nods sagely. ]

There's your problem. Huey Lewis, but not the Beatles? That's just shameful.
reexamined: (058)

[personal profile] reexamined 2017-10-01 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose I'll have to cancel those plans then.
flightforfreedom: (leather)

[personal profile] flightforfreedom 2017-10-01 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you certainly stand out. [Still grinning. Sorry Riptide.]

But it's not likely that any of us are really going to 'blend in', here. The whole having super powers kind of puts a damper on that.

Is there something in particular that is making it difficult?
flightforfreedom: (probably in trouble)

[personal profile] flightforfreedom 2017-10-01 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh hi new friend]

You're stuck? [Get a concerned frown.] You look fine... Can you only keep your normal form for a limited amount of time, or something?
pummelgranite: (Default)

[personal profile] pummelgranite 2017-10-01 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes Riptide.


Yes, I do music.

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