video - i accidentally a human

[knaval]

We're going to pretend that last post I made didn't happen. Ready? One, two, three, Riptidedidn'tfragupandoffendeveryone! There. Done.

[AHEM.]

Anyway, me and Tailgate - not Vos, Vos can go diving in the Sea of Rust - have really been trying quite hard to human right, but we don't seem to be getting it. So I'm doing something unprecedented...

How? How do humans... human?

[asking for help. amazing.]

Comments

video

[flightforfreedom]

[Have a grinning Poe.]

How do cybertronians.... cybertronian?

Re: video

[knaval]

With great effort!

[BADUM]

video forever

[flightforfreedom]

[He doesn't get a laugh but he does get a snort.]

But seriously, bud. I'll try to help if I can. But what makes you want to "human" anyway?

[voice]

[hellrisen02]

[....Oh boy]

I'm gonna need you to be a little more specific, buddy. You got some issues on the uh, intake or the output?

[Yeah he's assuming it's an eating/pooping thing again]

Re: [voice]

[knaval]

The-- oh! Oh, god no.

[he scratches his chin.]

I wasn't clear enough. I mean, like, talk to each other. Not be called weird.

Re: [voice]

[hellrisen02]

Oh.

[Duo lets out a soft 'pfft' of amusement.] Beats me. Everyone here is a weirdo anyway, so I don't know if you really gotta worry about it that much.

But... start by finding things that you find relatable between yourself and others. I know the list is kinda shorter for you guys, but there's gotta be stuff that's not too 'human' for you to talk about.

...like Muppets! Everyone loves those.

audio;

[reexamined]

I've decided I'm going to collect the stupidest things you say, and put them together in a audio tape. This whole post qualifies.

Re: audio;

[knaval]

Really? Remix it! I'll actually buy it if you remix it!!

[gotta try harder kay2.]

[reexamined]

... Really?

video;

[aloadeddie]

You're going to have to be way more specific than that, buddy.

Re: video;

[knaval]

I don't understand your culture. I mean, I get the Muppets and Back To The Future and Cheers and FRIENDS [he's listing them off as he remembers them.] andddddd Huey Lewis but that's about it.

[pummelgranite]

The first step is to get slapped by a doctor while you're naked and screaming.

[knaval]

Already done.

[UHHH?? RIPTIDE??]

Text

[wearmyface]

Not hard enough if you're asking.

[Says the one that basically interneted How To Human.]

Re: Text

[knaval]

choke on slag and die vos

video;

[soldierman]

I'm not even sure we know half the time. I think we just sort of hope for the best.

Re: video;

[knaval]

Oh, that's comforting.

...

I know that sounded sarcastic, but I meant it. It's nice knowing I'm not the only one.

video

[4thdimensional]

[Hey, he knows this one! Doc smiles.]

It generally involves a lot of bumbling, making terrible and costly mistakes, and feeling intense emotion over the smallest things.

Re: video

[knaval]

That can't be right. I do that normally!

[could it be... THE RACES AREN'T TOO DIFFERENT?? probably. riptide doesn't consider this.]

[am_i_a_monster]

Just survive. Everything else is a bonus to being human.

[knaval]

I've been doing that for three million years. I know how to survive. I don't know how to human.

[siriusly]

Earth studies aren't coming along much? Or is this different than the finding somethign to do part...

[knaval]

different
reading is one thing
doing is another
im still that weird alien dude and i annoy people :(
feels bad man

[d33tached]

That doesn't make any sense.

What is it that you are trying to ask, exactly?

[Because D33 is totally the person you want teaching you how to be human. Yup.]

[knaval]

OH LOOK ITS STUPID MCIDIOT
CAN U NOT USE YOUR HUMAN EARBALLS TO LSITEN TO WHAT I SAID AND FIGURE IT OUT WITH YORU SQUISHY BRAIN