[video]

[magmamia]

[the video starts in a kitchen at some sort of restaurant, at the floor until this angel maxie here slaps the communicator on a counter. he looks like he usually does only in an apron. he is not pleased.

behind him a big fluffy camel thing with volcano back is kind of lounging lazily around. someone should probably explain pokemon don't belong in the kitchen!! maxie!!

he takes a deep breath before speaking, testily.] I'm on this network to inquire what 'yakitori house' is. Or are. And why they require.... 'hotties.'

[a sign in the background proclaims this HOTTIES WITH STICKS YAKITORI HOUSE.

maxie sighs, leaning back on what is obviously a hot stove. his palm makes full contact and he doesn't blink, just leaves it there. the camerupt sort of lifts it's head as it notices this and maxie apparently doesn't.]

Cooking I understand, it's formulaic. A challenge I, Maxie, will rise to, if need be. When in Johto- [the camerupt makes a mildly distressed sound and maxie turns to it, brow raised.] What is it? I know very well you're not hungry, don't try that on me.

[camerupt makes more sounds please save it's trainer from himself dear god.]

Comments

[magmamia]

I assume this person has poison resistance? Muk must adore them. [ok he's getting happy again fuck.] Archie, I can handle a Slugma now. Why, oh why don't I have a Slugma? [just let him pokemon amie a slugma!!!!!]

[goD he hates you. he's trying really hard not to smile and look stern.]

Archie.

[h2no]

By now, yeah. Ey, maybe someone'll show up with one.

[shrug.]

What? Losing your Apatite?

[magmamia]

[FUCK YOU HE ANGRILY SHUTS OFF HIS COMMUNICATOR SO HE CAN CHUCKLE

then turns it back on trying to just look displeased] Strange, my communicator must have malfunctioned.

[h2no]

--ow a plateau is the highest form of flattery?

[yeah he was still talking and didn't even notice]

[magmamia]

[he covers his face in his hands and makes a muffled noise that is either a laugh or a scream he hates you so much]