[video]

[magmamia]

[the video starts in a kitchen at some sort of restaurant, at the floor until this angel maxie here slaps the communicator on a counter. he looks like he usually does only in an apron. he is not pleased.

behind him a big fluffy camel thing with volcano back is kind of lounging lazily around. someone should probably explain pokemon don't belong in the kitchen!! maxie!!

he takes a deep breath before speaking, testily.] I'm on this network to inquire what 'yakitori house' is. Or are. And why they require.... 'hotties.'

[a sign in the background proclaims this HOTTIES WITH STICKS YAKITORI HOUSE.

maxie sighs, leaning back on what is obviously a hot stove. his palm makes full contact and he doesn't blink, just leaves it there. the camerupt sort of lifts it's head as it notices this and maxie apparently doesn't.]

Cooking I understand, it's formulaic. A challenge I, Maxie, will rise to, if need be. When in Johto- [the camerupt makes a mildly distressed sound and maxie turns to it, brow raised.] What is it? I know very well you're not hungry, don't try that on me.

[camerupt makes more sounds please save it's trainer from himself dear god.]

Comments

[heliophilic]

That's a no.

[h2no]

No, really, I have. In a serious situation, too.


The shorts were too small. I hated it.

[heliophilic]

1. In what serious situation would this be necessary?

2. If you hated it, why are you trying to force it on me?

[h2no]

Respectively, meeting parents and shits'n'gigs.

[heliophilic]

I'm going to need more information. Mainly why you met someone's parents in Maxie cosplay.

[h2no]

Sorry. You're a high enough friend level to unlock my backstory but not to know about that.

[heliophilic]

[He can't help but arch a brow.]

Really? Maxie cosplay? That's your limit?

>private

[h2no]

Okay! Okay! I was meeting his parents and was kinda freaked out so I, uh. Thought dressing like him was the best way to go.

[heliophilic]

You're too precious.

[Says the guy who couldn't dress himself before Andrew.]

[h2no]

Hey, it did work.

[heliophilic]

[He almost asks what Matt thinks about this, but decides the funny for being a jerk doesn't outweigh the trainwreck that would probably bring.]

I'll be sure to send the two of you an anniversary card.

[h2no]

What, no cake?

[heliophilic]

Pretty sure the happy couple provides the cake for their guests.

If you're registered anywhere I'll be sure to pick you up a nice toaster.

[h2no]

Wait, is this about me and Matt or Maxie?

[heliophilic]

Whichever is funnier.

I mean, whichever you prefer.

[h2no]

Better idea: get a cake for Maxie, but have it say congrats on your marriage to your computer.

[heliophilic]

Give me his address and it'll be done by the end of the day.

[h2no]

[enter: one maxie address.]

I'm counting on you.

[heliophilic]

[Excuse him a moment.

Finally, he comes back.]

Done.

[And Maxie will indeed be getting a cake tonight.]