anon text - blocked from matt WHAT TIME IS IT?? RELATIONSHIP DRAMA TIME

[h2no]

what do u do when u fuck up so bad u hurt the person you love??? and they might not come back to u and things might not be the same ever again
like htheyll still talk 2 you but u know its the [mamoswine?? no that'll give him away... what the hell are they normally called??] large animal in the room that ur not even smart enough to talk abt properly
and that mayb talking inst the way forward

this is very self pitying and dumb I KNOW but im at wits end here fellow imports
i dont know what ill do i f i loose em forever

Comments

[deadtective]

I'd never try and take away your job like that.

[h2no]

thanx bab

[deadtective]

Little early for the rebound, don't you think?

[h2no]

[ew]

ur not my type

[deadtective]

[ew yourself smelly Key West hobo]

They never are.

[h2no]

they??

[deadtective]

Rebounds?????

[h2no]

rebounds not bein my type??
why would i want to do sexual stuff with people who arent my type
also: i dont want to do that

[deadtective]

The fact you immediately went and made this about sex is pretty damn telling all on its own.

[h2no]

im only human get off my back

[deadtective]

Sorry, I charge extra for the weird positions.

[h2no]

gross you're like 10

[deadtective]

God, it's you, isn't it.

[SOMEONE'S ANON STATUS HAS BEEN B U S T E D]

[h2no]

[PERHAPS but]

"you"??
what the fuck
that could be literally anyone on htis planet of earth idiot

[deadtective]

Not, it's definitely you. I should've fucking known with how pathetic this was.

[SHE'S MET THREE PEOPLE IN PERSON SO FAR AND ONLY ONE IS STUPID ENOUGH FOR THIS GARBAGE]

[h2no]

WHO THE FUCK IS "YOU" THAT COULD BE
ONCE AGAIN
LITERALLY ANYONE
GOD

[deadtective]

I mean, if you really want me to slap your name on this trainwreck in public where everyone can see I will...

> priv OKAY HAZEL

[h2no]

okay fine whatever you win
why are you doing this to me

he's so lucky she's actually a good person waaay deep down somewhere

[deadtective]

Dude, you're doing all of this to yourself. I'm just pointing shit out.

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[h2no]

yeah i know i'm a stupid piece of shit i don't need you to outline it

I SAID REALLY DEEP DOWN

[deadtective]

You're having trouble talking to a dude that I got to sign up for a gay fuckbuddy app in under five minutes of knowing him. I think you need the outline.

deeper than the mariana trench

[h2no]

yeah i saw that
he didn't know what it was for
and honestly i don't really give a fuck if he's gonna go bone down on someone else
we're apparently not even a thing anymore right now and i'm not psycho enough to care about that

so deep it hit earth's molten core

[deadtective]

No shit he didn't know what it was for, that's the entire fucking point.

And I'm not talking about you two bonking, for fuck's sake fucking jack yourself off before talking about your problems if this is how you're gonna be otherwise. What I'm saying is that the dude's as simple as a vanilla milkshake; if you're having problems communicating then it's because you're fucking up somewhere.

[h2no]

no that's not what i

he's not stupid
don't fucking call him stupid

[deadtective]

Well, there's your fucking problem. You're just hearing whatever the fuck it is you want instead of what's actually going on. I called him simple, fuckface, not stupid.