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[fuckalligators]

Alright, listen up, I've got two things to say.

[Here's Hermes, holding the phone a little too close to her face, helpfully holding up two fingers.]

First: if anyone sees a shitty, sketchy priest running around, especially if he's lurking around Cape Canaveral, tell me so I can beat the shit out of him. Actually, tell me if any sort of weird shit starts happening around there, I probably want to know about it. Don't fucking approach him or fall for his bullshit, just tell me where he went and I'll take it from there. [she ticks down her pointer finger instead of her middle finger, to really emphasize this point.] Also I don't want to hear some lecture about not beating the shit out of priests, just take my word for it, this one deserves it.

Second: what the fuck is Disney World doing in bumblefuck Alabama in this universe? What sort of shitty version of Florida doesn't even have Disney?

Oh, and third-- I lied, I have three things-- yo, Jolyne. [She pauses, weighs what she wants to say with the possibility that the priest was here, and ultimately decides not to give him the satisfaction. Instead, she just says] Kid? Hell, any of you guys, you here yet or what?

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[ghoulking]

Making a post saying you are going to punch someone is lowkey admitting that you want to argue about it. [ seriously, why do imports have this huge need to come to the network and say they are going to punch someone, or rob a bank, or bring forth demons from hell? ]

[fuckalligators]

I'm going to punch him several times, actually. Probably kick him too. I just wanted directions.

[Not exactly, because she was given directions by Pucci himself, but the point stands.]

You can save your breath, dude.

[ghoulking]

I'm sure now that he knows you are here and after him, you'll certainly find him very fast.

Good luck, but I'm certain you won't even need it.

[fuckalligators]

Actually, yeah. I already did, he's waiting for me outside.

[She's not going to go, because it's obviously a bad idea, but he's definitely not hiding.]

Super appreciate sarcasm when I'm trying to help you all out, though.

[ghoulking]

You do know how little sense it makes telling me that punching some person I've never seen or heard of will help me in any way, correct?

Or should I save my breath on that too?

[fuckalligators]

Hey, you said it, not me. [that's a yes on the breath-saving.] If you don't wanna take my word for it, I don't really give a shit, so long as you stay out of my way. I'm not bullshitting you, but that's fine. It's not going to change what I have to do if you believe me or not.

[ghoulking]

Most don't really care. There are a lot of imPorts with history, when they arrive here they get their slate clean until they slip. If they slip. Ether you like it or not.

There are some a bit more dangerous than a priest too. [ they had Lucifer here and survived the guy so. Just another day ]

[fuckalligators]

I'm not talking about what's 'official.' I frankly don't give a shit. I'll tell you right now, since that priest is already talking about it, the only reason I even know who he is is cause I was in fucking prison. The only thing that I want is for someone to tell me where that asshole went so I can deal with him. You don't have to agree with me, or get mad at him for the shit he did, or whatever. You can even call the cops on me after, I don't care. If you're not gonna listen to my warning, either tell me which way to go or leave it.

[ghoulking]

We already got the part that you are very passionate about punching him and nothing will ever stop you, yes.

[fuckalligators]

So long as that's clear, yeah!

[ghoulking]

It sure is. [ it's all she's talking about, really ]