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[bestpirate]

[Unlike the unbridled mass of newcomers to emerge today upon the network with cheerful smiles and long-winded introductions, today's audience gets a glimpse of this latest "superhero" who looks like something the cat dragged in. He's completely drenched in water or booze, his face is utterly filthy and there's sand all over him. Hell, there's even a piece of seaweed hanging off the side of his hat.

Nevertheless, this drunken fool actually looks like he just walked off the set of a "pirate" movie or something. He certainly has that odd 17th century mystique about him judging from his attire. When was the last time anyone seen a tricorne hat before? This guy even has gold teeth and dreadlocks by the way. Weird, no?

He looks like an complete mess but the kohl around his eyes is miraculously dry and looks utterly flawless. How? Voodoo, probably.]

Methinks I've had too much--(*blech*)--to drink.

[Yeah, judging from the bloodshot eyes and the half empty bottle in his left hand, Sparrow is drunk.]

What in the bleedin' hell is this? Where's mah ship?! Where's the Pearl?!

[A certain SOMEONE wasn't paying attention earlier, clearly. He already had someone tell him what's going on before but now he's coming out of his drunken stupor. Expect yelling and screaming to commence in three, two, one--]

WHERE'S MAAAHHHH SHHHHIIIPPPPPP?!

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Text - let me know if you wanna opt out of chatspeak OOCly!

[versusseeker]

r u ok?

Re: Text - it's cool

[bestpirate]

[What was that just now? Letters upon the screen? Jack is probably the most literate pirate you'll ever see but he's not used to texting. Not at all.

That's why his reply comes out so...choppy.]

WHERE IS MY SHIP!?!!!!1111000

text; username: warlock

[secondscythe]

[ so this guy certainly looks... like something, yeah. ]

what kinda ship you got?

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[bestpirate]

[Lord, there's more little words on screen?! The devils is this--]

IT'S A PIRATE SHIP! BLACK SAILS! ALL BLACK!

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[honorobble]

Your ship is not here, ser. Please stop screaming over the device.

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[bestpirate]

[This comment wins a snarl from the freaked out pirate. Jackie is in a mood and a little too sober for his liking.]

Then I best recommend that someone finds meship before "bad things" starts happening, savvy?

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[ghoulking]

Unless it's your power, most likely your ship did not come along.

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[bestpirate]

...Pardon?

[The clueless look upon the pirate's face speaks volumes. He's utterly baffled.]

[voice]

[carbonfrozen]

Same place as mine, I'd guess: not here.

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[bestpirate]

That seems to be the common answer, lad.

[The poor man sighs deeply as he flops down somewhere near the road. Jack immediately ran off all willy nilly during that debriefing session and ended up lost in Nonah. That's why the kid can hear cars screeching past ever so often.]

...what are these things? Dem be horseless carriages?!

VIDEO.

[specialise]

[ this is a lot of yelling over a ship raven sincerely doubts is as cool as the hundred-year old pod she'd crash landed into earth in. then again, this isn't a competition, so slow down, reyes. ]

[ she purses lips, expression confident. ] If you scream louder, your ship will appear.

[ don't, raven. ]

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[bestpirate]

Oh, is that how it works?

[The pirate scratches his cheek curiously before tossing his head back and screaming even louder. It seems the sarcasm didn't quite reach him. Jack is a little bit tipsy still.]

WHERE'S MAH SHIP, YOU FLEA-BITTEN SCALAWAGS?!

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[exceptionalthief]

A pirate. This should be entertaining.

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[bestpirate]

Not just any pirate, mate.

[Jack says with a wink as he dusts the sand and filth off him. Even he cares about his appearance when he's not off his ass drunk. He's combing back his long tresses now like a preening maid. This pirate is a bizarre gentleman.]

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Surely you've heard of me.

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[h2no]

[oh good another pirate OH GOOD]

Probably not here, mate. You wanna lay off the grog?

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[bestpirate]

Hi-ho, matey!

[Jack greets with such cheer! Finally, a fellow sea lover. He was about to worry.]

If me ship isn't here, I'll commandeer a new one.

[Uh oh! He's already about to cause mischief.]

Eh, I might lay off everything! Even the rum.

video » ID reads: Scarlet Witch

[divaricate]

[Wanda, who hasn't been in the best of moods — to say the least — as of late, just replies to this at first with a slightly lifted eyebrow. Her own eyes are lined heavily with black liner, and the irises of her eyes are glowing scarlet; there are a few dyed streaks of red in her dark brown hair.

This, thankfully, isn't a much of a close up; she's got the device floating a few inches away from her face, which probably has something to do with the scarlet wisps slowly dancing around the fingers of her right hand.]

So, wait — you got drunk and misplaced a whole pirate ship?

[She's only guessing it's a pirate ship, judging from his attire.]

Re: video » ID reads: "Captain" psych! It reads "Sparrow"

[bestpirate]

[Red Eyes? Jack blinks his eyes wildly once this strange lass appears on the screen. He stares at her curiously for a moment before eying the odd crimson energy pooling around her fingertips.

Is she...a witch? Maybe. She reminds him a little of Tia and that's not entirely a good or bad thing.]

I--I well...no! [He blurts out after a moment of thought.] Mr. Gibbs, my first mate, lost her! To Barbossa, no less.

Video ID: QueenofTheDayum

[pummelgranite]

Pirate AU John Constantine.

Video ID: Sparrow

[bestpirate]

[He blinks his eyes owlishly looking utterly baffled.]

I beg your pardon...?

text; id: spectre two

[phoenixleader]

a good question.

it looks like none of our ships made it here. i'm missing the ghost myself.

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[bestpirate]

The Ghost, eh? Ominous and straight to the point.

Mine is the Black Pearl.

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[tauraran]

{All of this fuss over a ship? Please. Thranduil barely glances in Jack's direction. He is lounging in a window-seat, a book in his lap.}

The loss of your ship should be the least of your concerns.

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[bestpirate]

[Jack cannot help but frown once some wisp of a dandy appears upon the screen. He gives this man, is it truly a man, a face and a snarl to boot. He doesn't like you already, dainty sod!]

Is it now? Me ship represents "freedom", bloke. If I ain't free then there's a problem, savvy? Seems problem enough for a free man like me.

[He squints his eyes some.]

...eunuch?

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[heisenbitch]

Sorry to break it to you, Captain Hobo, but you're gonna find you're pretty shit outta luck.

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[bestpirate]

Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow, you bald-headed goat!

[Honestly, what's a hobo? That isn't his name. Is that the name of an actual captain or a play on words? Whatever. Jack shrugs it off.]

If meship isn't here, then I'm just goin' to have to borrow one.

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[sleight_of_hand]

[ He's not sure if he should applaud this guy for going from Cape Canaveral to a bar and immediately getting drunk enough to forget the weirdness that is the porter. He's impressed at least, but not much else. ]

Wow, even I'm not this bad when it comes to dealing with my problems.

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[bestpirate]

[It takes a special kind of man to get completely sloshed seconds after landing in a brave new world. Captain Jack Sparrow has a talent.]

I deal wit' me problems just *hiccup* fine!

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[perfectible]

Please, sir. Calm down. Maybe have some water?

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[bestpirate]

[He stares at the pretty blond for a moment before answering. For a second there, he swore she was Elizabeth but her tone is far gentler than hers. Miss Swann is a beauty but she's a little too harsh for his liking. It must have something to do with her getting him killed by the bleedin'---Never mind.]

Water would be nice but me got nothing but the clothes on my back.

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[ret2go]

[Her dirty pirate senses are tingling.]

And what are you gonna do with that ship, huh?

Raid cities?!

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[bestpirate]

[There's been an influx of these dirty scalawags as of late, dear.]

YES! [Jack shouts with great exuberance.] Raid, pillage, rob and steal.

All of the above and then some, luv. [He leans in real close and smirks.] I might even steal you if you let me.

[morethan084]

Have you checked the ocean?

[Clearly Daisy is taking this very seriously. She isn't sure if he's actually serious or if he's one of those historical larpers. Either way he looks and sounds very drunk.]

[bestpirate]

I can't find the ocean!

[Thank goodness someone is taking this seriously because this is a GRAVE matter! Very grave.]

Why are there so many funny lookin' blokes here? What are those roaming metal thingies?! Horseless carriages?!

[Guess who just seen a car~]