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how many bikes is too many bikes? three? ten?

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threatened to throw me into space or some shit. wouldn't stop talking about how i didn't care for like, weeks.

there's a dude jay leno in my universe who owns like fucking 40 cars or whatever. that shit is unnecessary. three bikes? not so bad

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Sounds like Riptide.

I agreed that three was not so bad, just borderline ridiculous.

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sounds right

got a feeling you think most human shit is ridiculous

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Your feeling is correct, and you know I'm not wrong.

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never said you were

probably the 1 thing we completely agree on

humans suck

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Yes, we ought to just have robots run everything. That way, no one has an improper amount of motorcycles.

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fuck you

no such thing as an improper amount unless someone's letting them rust and rot

like a stupid robot

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So, verifying: humans suck, but robots are also stupid?

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some of them yeah

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Oh good, so we're not broadly generalizing about both humans and robots. I'm guessing I'm "one of the stupid robots" though, correct?

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you're learning

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And you're one of the humans that sucks the most, so I suppose that's fair.

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wow that's a better comeback than i'd expect or that you've given me so far

i respect that

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Because I haven't been trying to do "comebacks" before, but it seems you only respond to mutually immature content.

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being blunt and upfront about shit makes you immature

i take back what i said about you learning

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Even if that was correct, which it isn't, since you already know me then you know I can't help being blunt and upfront. If that makes me "immature," then fine. I accept that.

I also accept that you will suck, presumably forever.

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dumb ass robot

seems we're on the same page

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On this one particular matter of not liking each other. Yes. We're on the same page.

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i never said i didn't like you

1/2

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2/3 actually

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3/4 ACTUALLY

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You threatened to stab me. Over whiskey.

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cause you were being a dick

but i didn't say i didn't like you

i don't get what you don't understand

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I know I miss the "subtleties" of human behavior sometimes, but you are literally implying violence over minor acts, have called me names not even someone who threw me into a canal called me, and you can't deny you would have blocked me, if I had first commented to this post without an anonymous account. None of these things imply that you have any feelings other than "negative" about me.