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how many bikes is too many bikes? three? ten?

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That doesn't prove anything! You gave me every reason to believe otherwise!

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if i didn't like you, i would've fucking told you

do i seem like the type of person to not tell that to someone's dumb face

[reexamined]

That's my point. Usually one doesn't need to say in so many words, 'I don't like you' to imply that yes, they don't like them, when all of their actions and words otherwise say that.

Fine. You don't dislike me. I still don't know how to take this.

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'usually.' i don't do 'usually.'

so if i didn't say that i fucking dislike you, i don't dislike you though i'm leaning more towards it the more you can't seem to fucking get that

[reexamined]

Maybe that's my goal now, so at least you make logical sense.

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dum-dum.

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[Another insult, but less of one. Now that he knows he should be looking for, it's a little easier to figure out the correct response to her specific "repertoire."

Here goes nothing:]

stupid idiot.

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not as dumb as you look

[reexamined]

Unfortunately, I can't say the same for you.

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all right fucker tone it down

[reexamined]

I'm having fun with this now. Don't be a "baby."

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all right fuck head

fine

bring it

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I believe it has already "been brought" and you're the one failing to have adequate compensation.

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i didn't realize it'd been "brought" since you're doing a pathetic job

gotta do better than that, doofus

[reexamined]

I fail to see where I've done a pathetic job, when you're the only one resorting to common insults or simple curse words.

Look, I can do it too:

Bitch-ass.

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jfc

where the fuck did you learn that one

(good one, by the way)

[reexamined]

I learned how curse words work from Veronica. She told me that combinations of two different swears is more effective, as long as it made sense. So for example, fuckmother wouldn't work, but motherfuck would. Noun-verb works, but verb-noun wouldn't. Noun-noun tends to also work more often than not.

Also thank you.

[Did Rosa really want the science of swearing right now? Probably not.]

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all right bill nye like the fuck i don't need a grammar lesson right now

[reexamined]

All right Bill Nye, like the fuck, I don't need a grammar lesson right now.*

Honestly, you need much more than a grammar lesson.

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shut the fuck up

this is text

grammar doesn't exist in text

[reexamined]

Grammar was literally invented due to the invention of written word.

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when they wrote on fucking papyrus or some shit

this is text

[reexamined]

How do you have your own Earth history so backwards?

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cause who cares it's history

i'm not a nerd like amy

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If I knew Amy, I'm sure I would congratulate her on her knowledge of basic Earth history.