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how many bikes is too many bikes? three? ten?

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i never said i didn't like you

1/2

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2/3 actually

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3/4 ACTUALLY

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You threatened to stab me. Over whiskey.

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cause you were being a dick

but i didn't say i didn't like you

i don't get what you don't understand

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I know I miss the "subtleties" of human behavior sometimes, but you are literally implying violence over minor acts, have called me names not even someone who threw me into a canal called me, and you can't deny you would have blocked me, if I had first commented to this post without an anonymous account. None of these things imply that you have any feelings other than "negative" about me.

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have i ever said i don't like you

only would've blocked you if you said something dumb, by the way.

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No. You haven't.

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[All that comes through is a picture of her looking smug as fuck.]

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That doesn't prove anything! You gave me every reason to believe otherwise!

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if i didn't like you, i would've fucking told you

do i seem like the type of person to not tell that to someone's dumb face

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That's my point. Usually one doesn't need to say in so many words, 'I don't like you' to imply that yes, they don't like them, when all of their actions and words otherwise say that.

Fine. You don't dislike me. I still don't know how to take this.

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'usually.' i don't do 'usually.'

so if i didn't say that i fucking dislike you, i don't dislike you though i'm leaning more towards it the more you can't seem to fucking get that

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Maybe that's my goal now, so at least you make logical sense.

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dum-dum.

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[Another insult, but less of one. Now that he knows he should be looking for, it's a little easier to figure out the correct response to her specific "repertoire."

Here goes nothing:]

stupid idiot.

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not as dumb as you look

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Unfortunately, I can't say the same for you.

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all right fucker tone it down

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I'm having fun with this now. Don't be a "baby."

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all right fuck head

fine

bring it

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I believe it has already "been brought" and you're the one failing to have adequate compensation.

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i didn't realize it'd been "brought" since you're doing a pathetic job

gotta do better than that, doofus

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I fail to see where I've done a pathetic job, when you're the only one resorting to common insults or simple curse words.

Look, I can do it too:

Bitch-ass.