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how many bikes is too many bikes? three? ten?

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it's lame and it's for losers

pretend i never got excited

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...If you say so.

As you wish.

But bikes are still cool.

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they're super cool, don't get me wrong

i just don't need to be a freak about it

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Why is being excited being a freak? And why is being a freak bad?

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emotions are for nerds and people who haven't learned how to control themselves

i mean go ahead with your freaky self if you want, so long as you are a deviant criminal making lampshades out of people or whatever

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What is a nerd?

...

ewwww.

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a dork? a dweeb? i dunno, man, take your pick of terms.

yeah it's gross but it's fucking happened

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I don't know what those are, but the internet gave me a definition. Huh. probably accurate.

People can be so mean and just... disgusting, sometimes.

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how do you not know what those things are

dude i was a cop before i came here. don't have to fucking remind me about that shit. murders, rapes, that shit.

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I came from a different time and place than most people here.

Oh yeah? That sucks.

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like what, when

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A country called Amestris, in an alternate Earth, in a time period that was the equivalent of the early 1900s in this world.

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i understood all of those words separately.

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Another Earth, like how this one is not the one any of us come from. And back in the early 100s.

And in Europe, but with the countries having different names.

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that's ...

something.

where are you from

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Amestris, which in my world is where Germany is in this world.

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amestris is a fuck ton cooler name than germany

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YES! Exactly!

I mean. Yes. It is.

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all the countries of the world have different names or what

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I don't know. I only know the few in that area. All of which are different. So... maybe?

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huh. what about the US? was that named something better?

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I don't know. As far as I know, we had no communication with the US. I'd never heard of it until I was here.

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.. fucking weird. what did no one talk with anyone what the hell happened

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Politics suck.

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the worst