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[pop_of_color]

how many bikes is too many bikes? three? ten?

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[extremeteenbible]

hey now, my kids aren't that old yet! Mavis is only.... wait, how old is Mavis?

Well, Mookie, my youngest, is only 12. Mavis has gotta be about 35?

[pop_of_color]

35? and 12? that's a huge fucking age gap dude, but good for you for still getting it

you're def old enough to be a grandpa

[extremeteenbible]

Mavis is my step daughter. She was born before I came into the picture.

and 35 isn't that old for a dwarf.

[pop_of_color]

take it back about you getting some then.

isn't that not a thing people say anymore?

[extremeteenbible]

what, step daughter? I didn't know there was a more PC term....

[pop_of_color]

no dum dum

dwarf

[extremeteenbible]

...

[ watch this space he's about to make this even more confusing ]

But that's my race.

[pop_of_color]

....

pretty sure that's a really fucked up term for uh

little people?

[extremeteenbible]

well, I mean yeah. Dwarves are small. Not as small as halflings or gnomes, but we ain't the tallest race of beings!

[pop_of_color]

christ of course you're like a fucking lord of the rings bullshit dwarf

[extremeteenbible]

AGAIN with the references nobody'll get!

what's lord of the rings????

[pop_of_color]

bunch of books that they made into a bunch of movies

idk all of it. i just remember there was a dwarf and an elf and a hot ass human.

[extremeteenbible]

Sounds like my adventuring party. Except I'm the hot ass one.

[shittywizard]

VERY INCORRECT

[extremeteenbible]

GET YOUR GREEN ASS OUTTA HERE

[pop_of_color]

no

[extremeteenbible]

YOU DON'T KNOW! I COULD BE HELLA FINE

THAT ICON HAHA

[pop_of_color]

you're not

[extremeteenbible]

how are you so sure??/

[pop_of_color]

i'm not an idiot

[extremeteenbible]

Neither am i!!1