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how many bikes is too many bikes? three? ten?

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[marriedmedium]

Oh my, I wouldn't have guessed! What's your favorite crime to solve?

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grisly murders are pretty tight or the ones that have a good chase

[marriedmedium]

I've known several victims of grisly murders! I'm sure yours were very appreciative that you caught their killers.

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.. you sound real cheery to have known 'several' people who were murdered

[marriedmedium]

Just because they were dead when we met doesn't mean I can't be glad to meet them! Most of them were lovely people.

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they were .. already dead? what, zombies?

[marriedmedium]

Sometimes! More often ghosts, though. And sometimes vampires, although becoming a vampire doesn't involve dying so much as it does making a lifestyle transition!

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uh

idk what to do with this info

what's the weirdest shit they ever said

[marriedmedium]

That's a difficult question. I've met so many! It might be the rather loquacious specter who insisted he knew "the inside story" of some president's assassination. He wanted my husband and I to
tell the truth to the world, but to be honest had some excellent tequila and couldn't remember it the next morning!

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you're a fucking trip

i dig it

[marriedmedium]

And you're positively charming as well, darling!

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.... no one's ever said that about me.

ever.

[marriedmedium]

Then you don't know very many observant people!

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or talking to dead people has made you weird

[marriedmedium]

Perhaps. What do you think, darling?

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i think it's made you weird. super weird.

[marriedmedium]

I'll take that as a compliment!

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sure [It was, secretly.]