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[pop_of_color]

how many bikes is too many bikes? three? ten?

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[fehus]

sort of a real unicorn. i'm dating a shapeshifter? it's actually how i get into town.

how do you say "dangerous" in spanish

[pop_of_color]

so by riding you mean boning

peligroso. roll the r. the i is said like an e. pel-ee-grrrro-so.

[fehus]

no!/ i mean riding.

muy peligroso, señora

[pop_of_color]

so .. boning. you mean literal riding? that's fucked up man

si, pero no es una problema porque te ayudaré y no te dejaré morir.

also i'm unmarried. it's senñorita.

[fehus]

i'm 17 and dead and don't have to have conversations with adults on the internet about boning or my boyfriend

"yes, the puppy isn't a problem because you i will water and the dinner will not die."

can i call you maestra instead? it's weird to identify women by their marriage status.

[pop_of_color]

ok whatever dude i can respect that

what no. perro = dog, pero = but. te ayudarê = i will help you. no te dejaré morir = i will not let you die.

you can just call me by my name. maestra's weird.