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[ghoulking]

[ do you know how to cope with being murdered in some haunted house by some creepy omnious voice talking to you? You don't sleep and decide to drown in work. That's obviously what you should do. That's obviously what kaneki is doing.

When Kaneki comes to the screen he is wearing glasses and is surrounded by books and two computer screens, and he looks like he hasn't slept in years (because, let's be honest, he hasn't). He will get right to the point when the video feed starts, offering a small smile and a bow of his head ]

Hello. I wish to bring something to you today. Years ago, an imPort by the name of Kate Bishop started a FAQ, with the idea to give every imPort the information they needed about this world and their situation. It was a good idea, but once she was ported out, this FAQ became out of date and it hasn't been updated in years. I wish to bring it back and follow what Miss Bishop wanted to do. I already have her FAQ, which I'll be adapting and updating but given two years have passed since it was written, I think it's necessary to add what today's imPorts want to know and worry about.

That's why I'm making this post. If you have any question you want to see in this FAQ, go ahead and ask. I'll be adding them to the document. And of course, share the document once it's ready.

Comments

Re: video;

[ghoulking]

Oh- it's fine. I've been here for a while and I'm always writing down notes anyway.

But that information is difficult to get - not many imPorts advertise their "team ups" and many of them would call them organizations rather than... teams. [ please don't use superhero lingo gosh cisco it's embarrassing ] You have Archangel, Constellation, RISE, Menagerie, Justice League... these are the ones that actually advertised. [ justice League might not have advertised but Kaneki knows about it ]

Others just joined together and did something, but they didn't actually have an actual team names. Miss Bishop worked a lot with Loki, for example.

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[picksthenames]

[ Cisco takes quick note of the names Kaneki mentioned to search the FAQ for later. ]

Uh-huh. And how long is "a while" for you, anyway?

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[ghoulking]

Three years and one month.

Re: video;

[picksthenames]

[ Cisco isn't sure whether to look impressed or pitying. ]

Okay, yeah, that's... a stretch.

Re: video;

[ghoulking]

[ kaneki doesn't either, to be fair ]

It's a lot. It can be a lifetime to some. I know that. [ imagine child imPorts arriving when they are 15 and becoming adults while here. While that didn't happen to Kaneki, it's still a lot ]

There are some who have been around longer, some who are even from the Alpha City. Itt's a small group, though, Lachesis rarely takes this much interest on someone. [ again, he doesn't know if that makes him lucky or very unlucky ]

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[picksthenames]

Do you think that's what happens when we get ported home? This... "Lachesis" just gets bored of us?

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[ghoulking]

Maybe. She is a megalomaniac frustrating assh- [ asshole ] AI. [ yes. Let's not say asshole on the network like that, it's only polite ] Back in Alpha City she wanted imPorts to do her bidding and to be her knights.

I assume when someone isn't doing what she sees as "knightship", she will send them back. Sadly we don't really know what her standards are.

Re: video;

[picksthenames]

[ Come on, Kaneki, tell us how you really feel. ]

Yeah, and the freak shows who murder people and show the whole network? That's real knightly behavior.

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[ghoulking]

She was never against murder.

[ a pause ] Nothing has been found about that, has it? [ the murder, he means ]

[picksthenames]

[ Cisco shrugs. ]

You tell me. You're way more up on everything that goes down here than I am.

[ghoulking]

[ kaneki shakes his head softly ] I've been a bit busy. [ murderous haunted house and all ]

I am very noisy, though.