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[ do you know how to cope with being murdered in some haunted house by some creepy omnious voice talking to you? You don't sleep and decide to drown in work. That's obviously what you should do. That's obviously what kaneki is doing.

When Kaneki comes to the screen he is wearing glasses and is surrounded by books and two computer screens, and he looks like he hasn't slept in years (because, let's be honest, he hasn't). He will get right to the point when the video feed starts, offering a small smile and a bow of his head ]

Hello. I wish to bring something to you today. Years ago, an imPort by the name of Kate Bishop started a FAQ, with the idea to give every imPort the information they needed about this world and their situation. It was a good idea, but once she was ported out, this FAQ became out of date and it hasn't been updated in years. I wish to bring it back and follow what Miss Bishop wanted to do. I already have her FAQ, which I'll be adapting and updating but given two years have passed since it was written, I think it's necessary to add what today's imPorts want to know and worry about.

That's why I'm making this post. If you have any question you want to see in this FAQ, go ahead and ask. I'll be adding them to the document. And of course, share the document once it's ready.

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[Andrew, of course, couldn't care less about the project than he does the bags under his friend's eyes. He stares into the camera long enough to give Kaneki a look. A look the ghoul has probably come to know as the look Andrew gives before a lecture.]

When's the last time you slept Kaneki?

That's not a frequently asked question, Andrew-san. [ ahahaha he is so witty ]

Cute. Answer it anyway.

Or would you rather do this in person?

I'm fine, you don't have to worry.

Just some insomnia, but I'll sleep eventually. [ pass out somewhere ]

Are you aware how often you say you're fine and how often it tends to be utter bullshit?

[Remember being fine as you told him you were dying Kaneki? He does.]

Save responses for later and go lay down. It's not a suggestion.

[ look to be fair, he doesn't know he is dying. ]

I'm not sleepy, I'll just stare at the ceiling and that's a waste of time, Andrew.

It's healthier then running yourself into the ground.

You've done plenty for us imports already. You can take a break. Come back to this when you're feeling up to it.

I'm feeling up to it right now.

I've always dealt with this, and I'm still here. It's okay.

Do you hear yourself? I've always handled myself this way and I'm still alive so I must be doing something right?

[He groans.]

Worrying about you is going to put me in an early grave, I can already tell.

Can't you just humor me for once? Lay down for awhile and if sleep doesn't come you can get back to work.

You don't have to worry about me. [ he really doesn't ]

... I can go but it won't make a difference. [ kaneki knows his body. He has tried to force himself to sleep many times. he doesn't like to be awake like this ]

You can say that but it won't change anything. I'm you're friend, part of my duty is to worry.

Fine. But I expect you to lay down at the first sign you have of getting tired.

[ he is always tired. But he can't really sleep, that's the difference ]

Thank you. For worrying.

Don't mention it.

[And now for the actual matter at hand.]

So, gotten any useful questions from anyone? I'd be surprised if everyone was taking this seriously.

Actually, they are. [ kaneki sounds surprised as well ]</small< i got some pretty good question to add.

Really? I'm impressed.

I'd like to help out, but I'm not sure what all has been covered by the original FAQ.

I guess I could always spit ball ideas at you and you can use whatever is relavant.

I'm.. a bit, as well, I admit. [ he expected some dumb questions, to be fair ]

I guess you can just ask if you want somehting more specific for the FAQ. But honestly, it's up to you.

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