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[magmamia]

[the video is turned on with a clearly irate flourish and maxie looks peeved. he's trying not to look peeved but he is clearly Peeved.]

I'm sure everyone is busy with this memory nonsense but what is the quickest and easiest way to murder someone who has too much money and time on their hands?

[his mightyena is running around happily boofing in the background, apparently excited about the high energy! even if it's about murder.

in the corner there's a absolutely terrible body pillow peeking out. mightyena dashes over to start chewing on it.]

If- Mightyena, no, don't touch that dreadful- [and the feed stops.]

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[h2no]

[REALLY REALLY LOUD LAUGHTER FROM THE NEXT ROOM]

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[magmamia]

[happy barking and maxie slamming the door open]

ARCHIE IF MORE THAN ONE OF THIS EXIST I WILL SKIN YOU!

[voice]

[hellrisen02]

It's very flattering, if that helps any.

[voice]

[magmamia]

It does not and is not! What even is this?

[Video]

[d33tached]

[Hi. Hello. Have D33, looking all-too-concerned at you through the camera - why, yes, that is him using the video function. He remembers you from the other day. You had seemed perfectly pleasant then, but...]

Are you truly seeking to kill someone else?

[Video]

[magmamia]

I- [.....] D33, there you are. I saw you earlier but didn't get to speak with you.

[thank god his bitchy friend is here!! he sighs] If I catch Archie I make no promises. Honestly, why is he like this?

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[itistolaugh]

Awww, Mightyena likes you! I think it's sweet.

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[magmamia]

Well he- [maxie was going to complain but gets tackled by mightyena again who noses at the screen when he hears his name.

maxie tries to push him off unsuccessfully.] Mightyena you can say hello to people without tackling me!

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[pyrogue]

[ Covering a smile with a hand. ]

Least you're still wearing a shirt on it.

Video;

[magmamia]

I have something we can burn when we do our experiments.

[this pillow would die.]

Archie will be lucky if he doesn't burn with it. Honestly.

[versusseeker]

[...

[He's literally sitting in the other room right now, but...]

r u ok?

[magmamia]

[too annoyed to text, not that he minds red doing it] Did you see what Archie did? A pillow! A disgusting pillow that I'm told could be worse!

Ugh... oh. What about you? Are you alright?

[Video]

[sleight_of_hand]

[ Adachi was trying very hard not to bust a gut laughing. As it was, he was struggling so hard not to laugh that Riza was nosing at him, trying to make sure he was okay. ]

I've seen worse. At least you've still got clothing on.

[Video]

[magmamia]

At least I- really, who makes these things?!

I am going to find Archie and- [Mightyena slams into the screen, excitedly barking at riza while maxie tries to push him off.] Mightyena.

[ Video ]

[drivesadesk]

Wow. That's some...incredible attention to detail.

[He is both impressed at how much like Maxie it looks, and also wondering who went to this much trouble to do this. Well, at least pillow Maxie's wearing clothes.]

[ Video ]

[magmamia]

He paid someone for this! Apparently this is tame and these monstrosities are normal!

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[herrstory]

Severing the spinal cord directly where it meets the brain stem would be both the quickest and easiest way to murder such a person.

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[h2no]

That's assuming a lot about his arm strength.

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[magmamia]

Useful, though smothering him with this would be more poetic. I'll keep that in mind.

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[h2bro]

[ he's just in his bedroom but he's comfortable and doesn't want to leave his bed, whoops. text time ]

can i have it

text - probably in the same room but whatever

[h2no]

i can order you one
i can order 50
technology is amazing

[magmamia]

[he's just. screaming from the other room]

WHY WOULD YOU WANT IT?

[magneticxman]

At least it's not anything that goes in an orifice? You can special order those sort of things too.

[magmamia]

[why. what has he done to deserve this??? was it nearly ending the world??]

Dear Arceus please tell me those aren't normal.

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[notayoungman]

[ He's disturbed that he recognizes that face. Thanks to Archie and his stupid memories. It gives his voice an extra edge of aggression. ]

Hire an assassin.

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[magmamia]

But then I won't get the satisfaction.

[he is also ruffled, but probably not enough to actually kill archie. this time. he sighs.] Besides, why waste the money on him? I suppose suffering his presence longer is the only way.

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[am_i_a_monster]

Who do you want to kill?