[Hello everyone, it's your friendly neighbourhood Poe Dameron. Even if you haven't met him in person, he's a pretty recognizable face by now. You may have seen him in numerous Teal Deer Energy Drink commercials, or perhaps on the billboards going up everywhere for a reality show going up into space. His face, or at least his hair, is pretty recognizable.
So he turns on the comm, behind him just blue sky, below him - clouds? Wait, is he filming this in the sky? Yes, yes he is. On a carpet. (It's black and orange and brand new.)]
Alright. I think I'm starting to figure out what's going on.
Unless I suddenly fell in love with about a half dozen people, pretty sure I'm picking up other people's memories. And given the chatter on the network, and with a few friends - I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one.
Only problem is, I'm not totally sure who some of these memories belong to. And uh - some of them are of a pretty sensitive nature. I mean, it's not like I haven't had a crush or ten in my time, but even I can't chase this many threads at once. So I'm going to just quietly start hitting up people that I think these might belong to, and those of you who suddenly have memories that can't be yours? Feel free to start doing the same.
In the meantime -
Look. Who knows how long we have here. Enjoy it. Run with it. No point holding back.
You need help? I am happy to offer whatever wingman services you need.
Black Leader, over and out.
[The video flicks off.]