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[herrstory]

It has always been claimed that one cannot judge a book by its cover. I can see the the merit in such a statement. Therefore I request nude photographs of imPorts who are over the age of eighteen so that I may better judge my peers.

Thank you. For your time.

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[slightlyoffchilt]

I'm not even sure where to begin.

[herrstory]

Usually with the shirt. But if you decide to be adventurous, you can begin with the pants instead.

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[versusseeker]

thts wrd

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[herrstory]

[ There is a visible twitch. That is not visible because he's using text. BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM, RED???? ]

Are you speaking in some form of code?

[shadowglitter]

OK!
Any particular requests re: poses?

[herrstory]

Hm. I suppose I will be generous and leave it up to your imagination.

[nightmarist]

stranger danger

[herrstory]

I will only be utilizing these photos for educational purposes.

[disentombs]

You don't find this highly inappropriate to post to the general imPort public? Or is this something you do where you're from?

[herrstory]

What is inappropriate about a nude photograph? What sort of repressed life have you lived where nudity is inappropriate? It is as nature intended.

[hondoyota]

[herrstory]

You are a book.

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[pigmypouter]

horrifying and deeply predatory

hard pass

[text]

[herrstory]

I fail to see where such a request is either of those things.

[admemoriam]

[herrstory]

So you are a fuzzy, beardog?

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[wizzardly]

Well that's certainly a technique I haven't seen a tabloid reporter try yet. You aren't even offering money? Really, very bold, I'm sure whatever paper you're working for will be as impressed as I am if this works.

[herrstory]

Why would I need to offer any money? I consider this to be a bonding exercise.

[Video forever] as texting with claws is difficult

[generalgrievous]

What sort of request is that?

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[herrstory]

[ Staring at Grievous with his one good eye. What is this thing??? ]

It seems to be a reasonable request. I do not understand why most have taken offense. It is not as though I had asked them to wear a spiked collar around their genitals.

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[phoenixleader]

i'm sorry but why do you need nude photos of people??

[ that's just weird. even for humans in this universe, that's just weird. ]

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[herrstory]

So that I may better judge what is on the inside.

[trouvaille]

You first.

( are they all going to live to regret this )

[herrstory]

[ Well. FINE. He begins to disrobe as he answers. ]

Full frontal or backside only?

[vanto]

No. Why would you ask this? Just no.

[herrstory]

Why would I not ask? It seemed the best way to 'break the ice' so to speak.

[morethan084]

It's called porn.

[herrstory]

Do you walk into a museum and call the nude statues porn as well?

[youresovein]

Tempting, but what's in it for me?

[herrstory]

My admiration and respect at your boldness.

But also a picture in return, should you wish.

[dioception]

I don't think it will really help with the judgement of a person's personality.

[He says that, but he also definitely sends a picture of himself, nude, lounging on what appears to be a Victorian-era fainting couch, surrounded by roses and lit by candlelight. Very exquisite.

After all, he has a body to be very proud of! He stole it himself.]

[herrstory]

Of course it does. There are those who are willing to send a dickpic and those who are not. The former tend to be the more impressive.

[ Pic received. Mmmhmm, very nice. Very nice. ]

And yours is quite the masterpiece. I like the curve of your....
Couch.

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[viced]

What the flying fuck?

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[herrstory]

So is that a solid 'no?'

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[craftpunk]

And people call ME a creep.

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[herrstory]

What is creepy about wanting to get to know your peers?

[ghoulking]

That truly says a lot about you without even the need for photos.

[herrstory]

That I am willing to ask the questions everyone has wanted to but no one has yet?

[exceptionalthief]

It's also been said that clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

[herrstory]

Clothing does make the man, I will agree there. But a man would not be a man without his genitalia, and that is something he should be proud to display.

[itistolaugh]

WOW WHAT A CHARMER

[herrstory]

Thank you for your genuine compliment.

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[reexamined]

Am I exempt if I'm technically always nude?

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[herrstory]

You should still send a picture. For proof.

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[directordisaster]

You sound like you're not my type. Hardly.

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[herrstory]

Well if your type is "boring," then no. I am afraid I would not fall in that category.

[onlydoubts]

That's kind of forward, don't you think?
I thought people usually wanted to get to know a person, before jumping straight to that.

[herrstory]

These are modern times. You already have Tinder, or whatever is this world's knock off variation of that application. Why not skip past all of that to get to the end game sooner?

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[flightforfreedom]

Usually I require a drink, first. Or at least five minutes of flirting.

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[herrstory]

[ Flirting? Ugh. Ugh. What is he supposed to say to that? ]

What nice testicles you have.

[ Nailed it?????? ]