#004 (Charmander) | Text | LOCKED from Blue Oak

[versusseeker]

need ideas
bday gift 4 b

bf**

pls help

Comments

[h2no]

okay
you're gonna be mad about this
but





considering the sword is sentient and attached to someone who is also sentient
maybe consider what you are doing before you start saying they're married
just because jack (?) is a sword doesn't mean he has no say in this

[shadowglitter]

He said she was hot before he tried to kill her, so.
I mean.
People in my homeland got married for less.

She's in love with him. That's all. She loves him.

[h2no]

this ain't your homeland
this ain't anyone's homeland

when you're back from space maybe see what he thinks?

[shadowglitter]

I'd kind of rather just keep pretending they're married so I don't have to deal with the inevitable pain of rejection served to me with a callous swiftness that ruins me for all other swords?

[h2no]

what

[shadowglitter]

I don't want Jack to turn her down! She loves him!

[h2no]

okay

well
keep that love in your heard you weird bastard
don't die in space talk later love you byeee

[fehus]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[h2no]

tell jack i'd fight for him even if he's the sharpest sword in existence. he's my friend and i love him dearly and platonically.

[fehus]

he said "bro!" and that there's no shame in admiring the edges of a fine blade. i'm not sure if he's talking about himself or odin's sword? probably himself though.

[h2no]

to be fair odin's sword is amazing

[fehus]

so is jack's self esteem.

[h2no]

i'd say they're made for each other but odin's sword is still inanimate

[fehus]

to be 100% honest i'm never completely sure if jack can hear something we can't or not when he hits on everyone else's hot lady weapons.

[h2no]

ask?

[fehus]

i'm good. i'll be supportive either way.

[h2no]

well if it has your blessing then that's enough for me