maskormenace | 2nd hunt | ANONYMOUS text

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say: it's the one with the Jedi that's been in the news lately.

how the hell did you guess

we got a live one here

why are they in the news? why does anyone care? man if the stuff from my world was in the news people would be building end of the world bunkers

They had a hashtag on fake Twitter and everyone from it makes a point of saying "galaxy" most of the time.

It's sort of like watching a trashy soap opera, except in space with aliens. Any minute now I'm expecting someone to reveal a long-lost family connection or something.

is it really long-lost, though?

[Mary stahp. Don't go giving other people existential crises just because YOU have one.]

it's just less fun when it's a bunch of angry blue robots screaming about planets

Probably? I have no idea.

[He's not a great big Star Wars fan, oops.]

If you're sick of it, I wonder how they feel about it.

i guess not everyone has gung-ho embraced the whole "fresh start" concept

Nope! I haven't, it's annoying for me to have to start over. Starting your own law firm is hard.

That being said, I think my concept of not starting over is radically different from theirs.

does your law degree still work here? because that would suck.

They're willing to let me take the bar exam without having to go through another three years of law school. Which is a small, small comfort.

that actually sounds like a decent deal

It is, but I don't want to have to go through the bar exam again. Once was bad enough.

But then you could be an import lawyer. Wouldn’t it be nice to have someone on our side?

I could also be a butcher like mom always wanted me to be.

I'm kidding. I don't think I could stop being a lawyer even if I tried, and anyway, I've put this much effort in already. I might as well see it through.

if you e been a lawyer for so long how hard can retaking the test be?

Not that hard. At the very least the first time hasn't completely faded from my mind, though I really kinda doubt I'll ever be able to forget it.

Mostly I'm just worried about getting tripped up on the laws that don't even exist here. Or laws that do exist here that didn't where I'm from.

"The shitty one"?

You could make an argument for every universe being shitty! I live with a guy who thinks beheading is a completely acceptable punishment for crime, because that's the norm in his universe.

His shitty shitty universe.

Yours just happens to have space travel.

Also weird question but do you have bagels where you're from? I'm testing a theory.

I do understand. Ours seems to have. A great deal of conflict in comparison to others.

I've only seen bagels since I arrived here?

Maybe it's because it's bigger? Most of the people I've met here come from one world only, and your galaxy has representatives from a ton of different places. Maybe it seems bigger, that way.

Got it. Thanks, Padmé.

[If there's one thing Westeros and a galaxy far far away share, in Foggy's opinion, it's that they lack bagels and are horrifying places to live in. He's starting to wonder if there's a real link there.]

That is a trend I've noticed.

I hope I helped.

Who knows, maybe someone from another world might drag their drama up here and take the heat off you for a little while.

I'd volunteer, but I'm not sure saying "New York is better than New Jersey" is likely to get the same reaction. Except maybe from pissed-off New Jersey people.

You helped me so much. There's a few more people I need to ask, then I can confirm the theory for sure.

I would almost welcome that, at this point.

I do not know what difference there is between New York and New Jersey that would make that a dramatic statement.

Good luck?

New York and New Jersey are right next to each other. Haven't you ever had a small feud with a neighbor over something you can barely remember that got a little out of hand?

[Anyway, it's not that Foggy really does hate New Jersey, it's just that he's from New York and making jokes about Jersey is just ingrained by now.]

Our feud with the Gungans was less of a feud and more of a refusal to acknowledge the other parties existence, so.

No, not really.

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