2nd hunt | ANONYMOUS text

[momchester]

nobody cares about your shitty galaxy

get a job

[Who has two thumbs and a BAC over 9000? This gal.]

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[momchester]

hi bodhi rook, i'm Anonymous.

i'd tell you my real name but it took me a long time to figure out how to post anonymously and i really don't want to ruin it, you know?

we should find something else to fill the news with instead of galaxy crap

[Mary NO.]

[onlydoubts]

Nice to meet you, anonymous. If we've spoken before, then it's nice to speak with you again.

That's fair enough.

Like what did you have in mind?

[ are you suggesting getting into trouble......... ]

[momchester]

i think this is our first time speaking.

imports getting in trouble should do it. ever hear of a fight club?

[and this is how the dream begins.]

[onlydoubts]

I've seen the movie. So there's that.

Wait. You want to start a fight club?

[momchester]

I mean, obviously. imagine the scandal if famous imports started showing up to interviews with bruises! if concerned citizens started TALKING about those violent imports!

but we'd do it without the hallucinating and soap.

[onlydoubts]

The media would probably lose it. The speculation, and the rumors that would circulate...

And hey, it'd be one way for everyone to get out their aggression.

[ because... there's a lot of that. ]

[momchester]

Jedi meditation on tuesdays, fight club on thursdays.

better than therapy.

[onlydoubts]

now that's an idea

so you're serious about this, yeah? I'd like to help.

the next morning when she’s sober lmf

[momchester]

watch the network over the next few weeks for anonymous posts. my next one will sound like a sketchy hiring ad.