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[momchester]

nobody cares about your shitty galaxy

get a job

[Who has two thumbs and a BAC over 9000? This gal.]

Comments

[monsterdoc]

I like your message, and would like to sign up for your newsletter.

[momchester]

i’ll call it Nobody Cares Monthly

[monsterdoc]

Legit and accurate.

I'll take two.

[momchester]

would you like to join our team as a columnist

[monsterdoc]

I would be quite happy to do so.

I can write articles about how 'We're Not that Into This, Really', and 'Why are you Still Talking?'.

[momchester]

with a small editorial column called "shit we still don't care about"

the first three things will be about their galaxy

but what else will go on the list?

[monsterdoc]

Exactly!

Hmm.

'Your Angst, we Probably Don't Care About it, Until We Do. Then We will Buy you a Drink.'

[momchester]

“we care about your angst if we know you personally but please stop clogging the media with it, it’s like Vietnam and the Enquirer had a baby”

[monsterdoc]

Yes, this. You have a talent fo this.

[momchester]

man the internet has really unleashed my full smartass potential

[monsterdoc]

Riseeeee, oh mistress of mayhem!

[momchester]

oh god that's the worst name ever

[monsterdoc]

Is not!

[momchester]

makes me sound like some comic book villain

[monsterdoc]

And the trouble with that is?

[momchester]

it's silly

[monsterdoc]

So? Silly can be fun and good

[momchester]

also you have no idea if I’m a mistress or a master

[monsterdoc]

True! Or Neither!

You could be a Mayhem Robot!